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[–]EndlessSunflowers[S] 27 insightful - 7 fun27 insightful - 6 fun28 insightful - 7 fun -  (8 children)

I'll go ahead and take this wonderful opportunity provided by saidit to mention a few conspiracy theories that I believe to be true

My 1st and favorite is hidden human history. If we're supposedly evolved over millions and billions of years why is it wrong to think there were advanced societies a million years ago? I think it makes sense. and archaeological evidence is starting to come to light (big thanks to the internet! and free flowing information!) Two great youtube channels on this topic are Mystery History and vlad9tv

which brings me to #2 conspiracy theory. control of the narrative. I was thinking on my morning walk today how it is fine to be passionate about your favorite sportsball team or flavor of alcoholic poison - but don't get too excited about fixing serious problems with the structure of the modern mess we're in. pop culture does a good job of keeping millions of minds on the same page. (go blue team! lol)

also, #3 secret government programs. there is so much missing money. so many secrets. so much shady shit going on. testing. of all kinds. I'm sure there are some human-animal hybrids and other horrible wretched genetic experimental shit

The moon. #4 I believe in the moon. I think it's real and I think we landed on it. But there is a lot of weird shit. "they're parked on the far side of the crater, they're watching us" ... what?! Also, where the fuck did the moon come from! How is it exactly in the right spot so that an eclipse covers it perfectly. weird!

Anyway, I could probably go on... peace y'all!

[–]sawboss 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

My 1st and favorite is hidden human history. If we're supposedly evolved over millions and billions of years why is it wrong to think there were advanced societies a million years ago? I think it makes sense. and archaeological evidence is starting to come to light (big thanks to the internet! and free flowing information!) Two great youtube channels on this topic are Mystery History and vlad9tv

Maybe. Here are the most significant events in human evolution I'm aware of. I don't see any reason they couldn't have occurred thousands of years before they eventually did.

  • Consumption of animal flesh to promote large brain development.
  • Discovery of cooking which facilitates greater nutrient extraction from meat and enables consumption of plants which would otherwise be inedible.
  • Development of agriculture removes the necessity to constantly migrate. Stationary communities with abundant food allow men to develop philosophy and science.
  • Harnessing fossil fuels and other natural resources enables construction of labor saving machines.

which brings me to #2 conspiracy theory. control of the narrative. I was thinking on my morning walk today how it is fine to be passionate about your favorite sportsball team or flavor of alcoholic poison - but don't get too excited about fixing erious problems with the structure of the modern mess we're in. pop culture does a good job of keeping millions of minds on the same page. (go blue team! lol)

Why would anyone even doubt that? The "bread and circuses" aspects of sports and brand wars are undeniable. At least, that's how I've always seen it.

also, #3 secret government programs. there is so much missing money. so many secrets. so much shady shit going on. testing. of all kinds. I'm sure there are some human-animal hybrids and other horrible wretched genetic experimental shit

I'm about 70% sure this must be true. It seems extremely likely that somewhere there are secret labs working to create super human soldiers and such. The Russians and Chinese have already cultivated extraordinary subjects though guided natural means. Now that we have access to genetic science that's the obvious next step. I welcome our beastman overlords!

Also, where the fuck did the moon come from!

https://www.britannica.com/list/where-did-the-moon-come-from

It seems we aren't sure of the answer, but we have a few guesses. My favorite theory is that it's a chunk of debris from a destroyed planet which held an orbit near enough to earth for it to get captured in our gravity.

[–]JasonCarswell 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Here's the #1 most critical human evolutionary trait: sweat glands.

Other creatures don't have them. This is also why we're less hairy. Other creatures can't regulate their temperature as well as humans. Therefor other creatures can't have over-heating brains, or run/walk/hunt long distances, or live in diverse climates.

[–]sawboss 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Good point! I missed mentioning the migration to cold northern climates. It promoted development by freezing to death those without the brain capacity to adapt. The fact that happens less often nowadays might explain some IQ decline in Western countries.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think the fact that the northern peoples need to eat mostly or only animal products for at least part of the year also ties into this: the best diet with the best nutrient profile helps a lot.

[–]Reddit_sucks_dick 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Uh...all mammals have sweat glands...horses, dogs, cats, etc.

[–]MostlySunnySkies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

AFAIK dogs "sweat" through their mouths only.. panting is the only way they have of cooling their bodies down. Essentially, their mouths, throat and lungs are a ventilation system distributing the cold air into their cores. It's why you have to make sure they have water on hot days also. They need to intake cold things to cool themselves off. They exhale the heat their blood has captured as water vapor as it passes through their lungs. We do the same thing through our skin.

I am not a vet however.

[–]HeyImSancho 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

also, #3 secret government programs. there is so much missing money. so many secrets. so much shady shit going on. testing. of all kinds. I'm sure there are some human-animal hybrids and other horrible wretched genetic experimental shit

I'm about 70% sure this must be true. It seems extremely likely that somewhere there are secret labs working to create super human soldiers and such. The Russians and Chinese have already cultivated extraordinary subjects though guided natural means. Now that we have access to genetic science that's the obvious next step. I welcome our beastman overlords!

SAP special access programs, and CAP's, are the vehicles used often times for the black budget stuff; in reading up on them, a great deal of the individual budgets go towards disinformation designed to keep the project secret. SAP's, unless changed since the last time I read up on them, are exempt from the FOIA.

[–]Reddit_sucks_dick 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Moon is artificial. It is what brought 'humans' to Earth. It should not exist, and has no other comparison, not even close. https://www.ancient-code.com/the-moon-an-artificial-base-who-put-the-moon-in-a-perfect-orbit-around-earth/