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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

My soul is black.

Not with fresh jive, but with the darkness of Satan.

That's why I get sunburned so bad.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn bro! Sounds like you may have vampirism. Lycanthropy can cure that, but there are side effects... I recommend the bear-strain of lycanthropy. Black bear!!!