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[–]Mnemonic 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Oh man, not only is it apartheid, it's also an easy exploit of false 'security': need one forearm from a friend (or purchase one, I can see trolls paying $5 for acces) and a whole group of people can illegally enter while everyone thinks they are legal.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

How black do you have to be?

[–]Mnemonic 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Exactly!

The only wholesome race are albinos!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Conversely, Africans have no Neanderthal DNA in their genes, so they're literally the most human...

Therefore.... Albino Africans are the master strain of humanity!!!

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

My soul is black.

Not with fresh jive, but with the darkness of Satan.

That's why I get sunburned so bad.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn bro! Sounds like you may have vampirism. Lycanthropy can cure that, but there are side effects... I recommend the bear-strain of lycanthropy. Black bear!!!