This reminds me of a joke.

A man confesses to his wife that he has intrusive thoughts of putting his penis in the pickle slicer at work. Every day for years. One day, he comes home early and says, "Honey, I finally did it! I put my penis in the pickle slicer". His wife says, "Oh my goodness! Well, what happened?" He says, "I got fired". She asks, "What happened with the pickle slicer?" The man answers, "Oh, she got fired, too".