Fucking groomers, man

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[–]Alienhunter 7 insightful - 10 fun7 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

They're putting chemicals in the shampoo that turns the freaking dogs gay.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

^

[–]Gravi 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

That's not healthy for a dogs fur...... how the fuck does the dumbass not know to NOT DO THAT.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

It's basically food coloring

[–]William_World 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

turns out that was always toxic for our food too and we shouldn't have been doing that

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Everything is "toxic" now, it's like soccer moms control the public opinion on dieting. We should just stop breathing then since oxygen is slightly toxic.

I don't know how much longer I can put up with a culture where such puritanical attitudes and micromanagement are normalized. Diet is only one of many areas society is "cracking down". Social justice is only yet another example of the same. This is also why people support big government. They want to have an Orwellian utopia.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

there's acceptable levels of carcinogens. I want to get it as close to zero as possible. Not add to it for fun anyway.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

If no one is allowed to enjoy their life, what's even the point of fighting so hard to protect it? I'm unusually risk-averse and even I see that this is living in fear. I suppose this might be the consequence of increasing secularism, people think: life should be extended at any and all costs, even if that makes it even more miserable, because once it's over so are you. Even if that were somehow true I still think quality beats quantity, yet people have this all-encompassing fear of death.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

not allowed? you can poison yourself with "food coloring" if you want, no law against it. Tho yellow 5 for example is banned in some countries.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

It's just stupid. Once upon a time we didn't micromanage and worry about every little thing like this, and people were still perfectly fine, and happier.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I do want the FDA to ban some things that are dangerous, I can't run everything thru a lab myself to see if it's healthy before I eat it. Yes they're corrupt, we need to just base it on science but right now scientists are compromised.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

But the risks of food coloring are hardly worth a ban, or even avoiding it.

[–]Gravi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Food coloring...... does that mean they'll eat the dog after😨😨😨?!

[–]Alphix 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought the same, but then again, I don't know whether somebody came up with some non-toxic colorings for pooch hair, so given my lack of certainty, I did not say anything.

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Good strategy. This way, she's less likely to notice that you gave her dog the monkeypox.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Your balls are showing

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Hey Ad! Where ya been?

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

New job, and reconnecting with old friends. Been super crazy busy. How have you been?

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm good, same old shit, different day. It's that time of the year where I try to avoid doing taxes till the last moment.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hey! WTF?