Weed turned me gay

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[–]Bonn1770 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

"I did suck that man's dick, but I did not inhale."
- Bill Clinton

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This is why they made weed illegal.

Our white women were getting high and sucking lots of nigger dick.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That doesn’t sound very gay to me.

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

It's a gayteway drug after all

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Gayteway drug to ecstacy and GHB which may turn him full trans.

[–]Alphix 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Weed and GHB together though... dayummm!

Never gave me the gays however.

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Is weed code for being seduced by an older boy as you began developing sexually?

[–]BISH 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Is weed code for being seduced by an older boy as you began developing sexually?

If any dude ever asks you if you're interested in "experimenting" with some "weed", then you should probably nope the fuck out of there.

"nope the fuck out of there" is coded language for don't smoke weed and jerk off with dudes, and other shenanigans.

Edit: If the request is made by a seemingly attractive female, then it's more tempting offer.

However, it's probably a dude in drag, because most attractive women aren't into openly pushing "weed", and it's probably a setup. You don't want any of that.

Edit 2: I mean no personal offense to you.

These are just scattered thoughts from an old chunk of coal.

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Edit: If the request is made by a seemingly attractive female, then it's more tempting offer.

Nah, that's usually someone trying to trade on looks and a vague promise to get some sucker to fund her next baggie.

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

to fund her next baggie.

She wants to pinch your sack.

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is a 26 year old full gown hairy arsed man.

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It wasn't the weed.

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was the peen.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

... said Musky.

[–]ID10T 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I've smoked a lot of weed and never sucked off any dudes. Ain't gonna lie, I want to try this weed. Must be fucking bananas!

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What if you do and you end up with a dick in your mouth? What then? Gonna still want more of that weed?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No, you were gay all along. Drugs and alcohol just reduce your inhibition.

[–]jet199[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Turns out the gay was the friends sucked off along the way.

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

My only question is, ‘did he swallow’?

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course he did. Bros don't let bros make unsightly homo-love stains on the furniture!

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The comments are soo stupid... Reddit has really been reduced to children repeating memes.

I mean, it's 2023. I don't think Alex Jones gay frog jokes still work. They've all been made.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"It's a gayteway drug after all."

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

One time I got so high on weed that I murdered a busload of school children with a chainsaw sloooowly. But it never made me gay, thank the lord.

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

me too