Typical Post on r/lesbians

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[–]blackpoop321 13 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

tbf if you call yourself a "cis woman", you deserve all that, and more.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Problem is, if you say you're looking for a woman, trannies think that applies to them. You almost have to speak their language, but anymore I'm willing to bet real women get banned for being exclusionary.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You may have a liver problem.

[–]IMissPorn 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (23 children)

r/lesbians is the porn sub, so it's mostly safe from gender nonsense. You're probably thinking of r/actuallesbians or something.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (22 children)

It's quite infuriating and depressing that a sub about lesbians it's a fucking porn sub. :/ No wonder lesbians hate men with burning passion, I don't blame them at all.

[–]blackpoop321 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

Do they tho? Most of them simply have never been fucked properly.

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

So-called lesbians have a pregnancy rate higher than women as a whole.

One of the hottest chicks I ever fucked was a lesbian who wanted to get pregnant. I don't think she'd ever been with a man other than her step-dad / brother / whoever it was who diddled her into man-hating. I didn't ask questions LOL

[–]gloomy_bear 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

she's not a lesbian. she's bisexual.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Elton John is bisexual. This chick was more analogous to Liberace. Her girlfriend was there stroking her hair and I just tried to be really gentle and affectionate. I told her I loved her.

[–]SaidOverRed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That's disgusting.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry

[–]gloomy_bear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah Elton John is bisexual, but she is as well, especially if she wanted to get pregnant by het sex. I'm a bisexual that prefers women, and the only het sex I would want to have is in the back door lmao.

[–]H3v8 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That must have been quite an experience.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was a different and much better world back then.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

A very high percentage of married men are cuckolds. Around 40% at least. They probably didn't marry you because you are so good in bed, so get over it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

They probably didn't marry you because you are so good in bed, so get over it.

Now that's the gospel truth. I don't know how it relates to my comment, but it's fucking true.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It relates to your user name. The studies are done in such a way that no one knows who you are so you able to write yes or no without worrying. Women are hit on all the time so if it happens when she is angry with you, well she might just go for it.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh. Duh.

Even decades ago, DNA-based studies showed that something like 20% of children born to married women were not their husbands'. Probably more like 50% or more now.

[–]IMissPorn 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

But at least it's porn of women instead of Jizzica.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

OMG, you BIGOT TERF FASCIST 🤬

Are you implying that Jizzica is not true and honest woman????

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I've known two lesbians who tried men out, and one liked it. There are a lot of them that started off hetero and switched.

[–]jet199 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Some people change sexuality over the course of their life.

But we aren't allowed to talk about it.

They were always really what they are right now (until they aren't).

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yep. According to the 'library of hate', statistically, two thirds of lesbians go back to straight relationships, and 99.8% of lesbian teans change their orientation within 13 years.

https://archive.ph/2016.03.09-023312/https:/libraryofhate.wordpress.com/

[–]danjl 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow, it's almost as if heterosexual attraction is normal.

[–]SaidOverRed 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you for the wonderful link, frien

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, I think that the actual, real lesbian would never had sex with any man, those two ladies you mentioned were probably bisexual or just heterosexual from the very start. Sadly, real lesbians are very rare, bisexual women are much more common and outnumber lesbians.

[–]gloomy_bear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

that means the one that tried it out and liked it was bisexual, not a lesbian. lesbians don't have sex with men.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

I think you'd get banned from reddit if you posted this

[–][deleted] 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You get banned from Reddit for anything.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'd call them Nazis, but that'd be unfair to actual Nazis.

[–]Sensitivead 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Aren't we all banned from reddit

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Probably. I listed all my banned users in another post.

I can still log into one of them and see I have over 800 unread messages. I don't give a fuck what those basement-dwelling pederasts have to say.

[–]Sensitivead 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I noticed that when i create a alt account it gets banned in 7 hours after it was created

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Somehow I flew under their radar for many years. Haven't tried making an account in a while, though. If they want an echo chamber for 14-year-old sexually confused maoists, I am fine being left out.

[–]Propagandist 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

if you want to evade that kind of ban if you're on pc just delete the cookies of the browser you're using through CCleaner or you could just open reddit in incognito mode,if you're using reddit on a phone forget about it,I mean I don't really know why you would want to go back to that shithole

[–]SaidOverRed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Actually I'm not, despite kind of trying. Although my attempts were pretty low effort. I'm not posting based pictures like this. It's just me joining all the non-porn naughty places and leaving rational, if risky comments.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Oh geez, you don't fucking say xd

Well yeah, that's why it's posted here and not on Trannit.

[–]lunarstrain 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jizzica is actually a name I could see one of them using online.

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    [–][deleted] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Cluniac (Isaac) , a detransitioner on YouTube thinks that narcissism plays a big role in the modern tranny movement. Autism also factors in.

    [–]jet199 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    No need to think it. It's proven.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4301205/

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Lmao, Jizzica xd

    [–]chottohen 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    What do lesbians do on the third date? — Pick out their drapes;

    What do gay guys do on the third date? — Exchange last names.

    [–]chottohen 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I'm trysexual. I'll try anything once.