"I was unable to handle the responsibilities and realities of being a married man in my 50s with actual shit to deal with. I just dispensed with all of that after realising I was basically attracted to children. As I couldn't act on those fantasies directly, I decided to become the thing I couldn't have which is a 12 year old girl with all the freedoms and blamelessness that goes with it. I do so in a world that has enabled me to simply check out of life and turn to my real struggles of fighting phantom nobodies that won't engage in confirmation of my made-up identity or the underage girls (or boys, haven't decided yet) that won't have sex with me."

AKA

"If it wasn't for this mass-appeal foolishness that is not only defended but fought for tooth and nail by the establishment, I reckon I would have snapped given I have deep seeded psychological issues that I am either reluctant to seek treatment for or simply prefer the easy way out!"

AKA

"I just need to be fucking shot!"