When you marry your groomer

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[–]Rastafoo 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Omg its real lmao

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How sure are you?

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Here's the thread.

The account has been suspended.

Obviously top advice on r/relationships is divorce.

I am noticing that you began dating when you were 18 and she was 37. That is very, very concerning to me.

My first girlfriend was 36 when I was 17. I obviously turned out fine.

[–]Cornfed 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

It's a pity they have a kid. Otherwise he could just leave her to it. Maybe he could anyway. Presumably she wants to try for a new man one last time while she thinks she still can. Most likely he'll have the opportunity to pick her up again after the new guy has pumped and dumped her. It is just sad that females are given a choice. Everyone would be much happier if they weren't.

[–]jet199[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

She likely wants to target another teenager now this one's got too uppity.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Too old.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

But they have history.

[–]jet199[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The history is bad.

She's clearly highly controlling and manipulative of the child as well.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

He wants to "end this foolishness from her"?

I know what won't work. Getting her fully vaccinated will not end her foolishness.

Purchasing a fake vaccine cert, and encouraging her to go out there and get 3 shots in quick succession wouldn't end anything.

That shit is safe and effective.

[–]Mazurro 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

And the best part is, that he will most likely open up relationship, because he is too insecure to decide what is good for him. Jez, imagine being a cuckold for some 30yo older cunt

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ewe du mathz gud.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You only can "snake" out of this. Best of wishes.

With all my two hearts.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Could this foolishness be a bot learning how humans respond to absurdity?