TYRONE, NO!

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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Original Thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroin/comments/cji3fy/someone_who_i_matched_with_on_tinder_stole_my/

He actually came back and fucked my wife after the Miata incident. I asked politely for my car back but he just nutted on me and told me to fuck off

Lol!

Later the guy says he was just trolling.

I hate to break it to you pal but it’s just a shtick. None of it is real, it’s all just a shitty troll. Did you really think I cuck my wife out for H and have someone steal my Miata?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

People who cuck wife their wives might have a '94 Miata, but it's probably on cinder blocks.

The dream is dead, and can no longer afford the tow.

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

None of these guys realises there's supposed to be a swapping element to wife swapping.

Also reminds me of the "if someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time" Maya Angelou quote. (Notice it's near impossible to get the context of this quote online).

If someone tells you they are a scumbag who wants to fuck other people's wives then you can't be surprised when they act exactly like a scumbag.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

He said wife sharing, not swapping. It's cuckolding / hot wifing.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Fair trade vs exploitation.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fucking lol dude. Good morning Jas!

[–]BravoVictor 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

If someone advertised a used mattress covered in semen, you wouldn't want to share it. But they gladly accept the equivalent with women?

[–]Cornfed 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Is there any realistic alternative these days?

[–]BravoVictor 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sure. You could just buy a new mattress. They're not that expensive.

[–]BravoVictor 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

"Lost your H"? What does that mean? People are too lazy to type more than the first letter now?

[–]jet199 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I assumed heroine but maybe not.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I assumed humidifier. Winters get dry.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Heroin, he posted to the r/heroin sub.

[–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Gross

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you let other guys screw your wife, your car will be stolen.