r/actuallesbians - I feel this quite often. The unquenchable lesbian thirst for hard throbbing cocks.

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[–]dissidentrhetoric 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It is astounding how delusional the mind can become if given enough environmental noise.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is just their normal function level. It is important to tell them what to think. Otherwise they end up like this.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Cringe. The left is so obsessed with sex it's gross.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

everyone is obsessed with sex, it's in our dna.

lesbians don't exist, just women who don't have access to chad

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

everyone is obsessed with sex

Not me.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

sure swinger

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It could well be that because you repressed your natural sexual desires you ended up trans.

[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (14 children)

Why do lesbians use cock shaped dildos?

[–]Elvira95 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Dildo are hole vagina shaped, not cock shaped and plenty of lesbians, me included,dont used them. Dildos being important among lesbians is just a myth.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Well I guess it's just a coincidence that penises and vagina holes have a very similar shape. 😅

[–]Elvira95 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's your point? I'm not denying penis and vagina are evolutionary made to fit each others to reproduce. Just that dildos are technically shaped like holes, not penises.But when it comes to good way of getting orgasms for women, it's about clitoris not vaginal penetration.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No other explanation.

(Although bad female anatomy, vaginas aren't tube shaped)

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's what dildos are.

[–]Chipit[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I was informed by our own /s/LGBDroptheT that dildos are not cocks at all.

[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They are coping.

[–]Trajan 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They are hilarious! That sub is proper People's Front of Judea material.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

🤨 Don't you mean to ask "why did the lesbi-hen cross the road"?

[–]Chipit[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's an awful troll account. Please don't reply to anything it posts.

[–]Noam_Chomsky 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

"why did the lesbi-hen cross the road"?

Because the other side was hot.
And throbbing.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No, to get to the rubber cock.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

NO, WHY DID THE COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO EAT ITS OWN POO?

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hawt.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I sorted the comments by controversial and the second top comment was just "Same". Even when you sort by controversial, Reddit's still a big circlejerk. No pun intended.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I heard of this guy in Knoxville, TN that wanted to transition to female so he could be a lesbian. Mr. T pitied that fool.