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[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Attend a few church functions and fart at every one of them. Loudly and in front of everybody. Then flirt with their husbands. They'll stop asking you to attend.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL