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[–]RightousBob 20 insightful - 6 fun20 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Mental illness through and through.

[–]Airbus320 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Just like socks

[–]Greykittymomma 9 insightful - 11 fun9 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 11 fun -  (2 children)

I have never masturbated that way. What a twat. But not a real twat of course. These men are just the worst!!

Ah yes better put on my lingerie to sit in a bubble bath with an english cucmber up my ass. That's how real ladies do it!

[–]Greykittymomma 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Hope I didn't trigger your stupid ass lady dick in any way....

[–]NeedMoreCoffee 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed that's not how women masturbate. It's how porn shows women masturbate.

These men are so pathetic.

[–]adultmanhwa 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

naturalist - 'just do it'
brainwashed - 'please tell me how to'

[–]Jesus-Christ 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's fucking sad and pathetic that people even discuss their ways of masturbation, like why is this a normal thing now. Find a hobby for fucks sake. It's fucking annoying when people make their lives revolve around porn, wank, and sex. Completely devoid of anything else. Reddit normalizes the fuck out of this. Bunch of cum brains. It is just soul-draining behaviour to have a life revolve around sexual gratification. It literally makes you feel weak and tired all of the time. I'm honestly not surprised why so many people and men especially are depressed these days, your test spikes and then drops after you ejaculate. Doing that every single day will make you into a complacent and unmotivated sissy.

[–]filbs111 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Watch "The Notebook" first.

[–]jet199[S] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Most women spend their evenings watching back to back documentaries about serial killers and nazis.

Hopefully that's just for light entertainment not mastubation.

[–]SaidOverRed 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Par for the course over on super-gay reddit, right? Or is it deeper into clownworld where being gay isn't enough now and they have to pretend they are women? Doesn't matter either way to me. But I'm still salty about r/coomer being banned for no reason.

[–]jet199[S] 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Most of these guys are straight men with a fetish. See https://grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/the-elephant-in-the-room

[–]SaidOverRed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Titles that have to make up words for things that don't exist don't deserve a read.

But still, you're welcome to tell me what part of this extremely gay behavior is a fetish ... and a straight one at that.

[–]Trajan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Paint your fingernails and then tug furiously at your lady penis while reading Twilight and listening to Michael Bolton? That would seem to match-up with their perception of what it is to be a woman.

[–]kornbred 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Real estromen burn off their penis with a cigarette lighter before they attempt this. So tired of idiots everywhere. Im getting to where i dont even want to go online at all because people are so braindead stupid now a days.I feel really bad for these people and hope they get some help.