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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

I have never understood the belief that make-up makes one look presentable. I've rarely ever liked it on anyone.

[–]Chipit[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Rouge and lipstick simulate the increased blood flow that women experience when sexually aroused. It attracts more male attention than a woman would get otherwise.

[–]Comatoast 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Why stop at simulating arousal when we can simulate cyanosis and necrosis with lipstick too?

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Red is favored for a reason. You can make an absurd absolute argument if you want but it doesn't change anything.

[–]Comatoast 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I wasn't expecting a damn near on the spectrum-tier reply. I'm not arguing with you, Chip. I'm just trying to make a joke.

[–]Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It was less a joke and more an absurd absolute cause you got bitter that I had raised a valid point about women's faces flushing during sexual arousal and you trying to shit in the punchbowl by using disease metaphors.

[–]Comatoast 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I didn't feel bitter at all replying to you. I generally don't feel bitter when I interact with your posts. I bring up points to potentially engage you/others more, and sometimes it's to see what personal viewpoints are. Sometimes I will go into a reply a little asshurt, but it's less aimed towards you than it is the contents of the title post.

The lipstick comment was genuinely a joke based off the fact that it's available and even pretty popular to wear blue and black lipstick, and I threw those disease metaphors in because I thought it was funny/facetious. Shit, I thought that most of our interactions just ended with banter when you flung the copypasta back at me. Were you thinking that I was being hostile this whole time, and I'm shit st reading signals?

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I don't even know who you are.