Caught my son on /r/atheism again... actions have consequences. -Marty

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[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

FUCK GOD, ALL GODS, AND ALL GOVERNMENTS TOO!

The only higher power I believe in is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[–]flugegeheimen 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

And I only believe in Pepe the Frog, The Holy Reincarnation of Kek.

We should handle it as real believers do. Fite me irl, you heathen.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

IRL, you know where I live, assuming you're trapped in Canada too behind closed borders. I can borrow my father and my neighbour's antique Scottish cutlasses. I have no rapiers nor pistols. I suppose fisticuffs could suffice were we in a bind. Last resort we could mud or jello wrestle.

I don't do video games, but I would love to see one featuring the FSM, Kek, and other Gods, past, present, and myth in some kind of fighting game.