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The Cow is the Smartest One in this Story
submitted 3 years ago by Tarrock from i.imgur.com
[–]SierraKiloBravo 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
Every day I walk past a car in my local train station car park that has a sticker on the back window that says "Not your mom? Not your milk!"
[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun - 3 years ago (6 children)
Dude, an omelet is also a chicken abortion but we're happy to see that on our plate in the morning... These facts don't stop me
[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
I prefer quail abortions, personally.
[–]Sebine 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - 3 years ago* (1 child)
Quail Abortions are bourgeois and you shall be the first to fall. /s
also how the fuck do you pronounce that shit? ber goy ze or some shit??
[–]UnironicSoyboy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
boorz-zwa i think
[–]3xk_Nig_HanxXx 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
tbf those degenerates supports baby killing
[–]stormy_waters2021 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Logically isn't jacking it a form of abortion? If you do it in a tube sock is it considered rape of the sock?
[–]Canbot 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (6 children)
This has to be a troll.
[–]Jesus-Christ 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
100%, "milk is rape".
[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Titty rape?
[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
I've always refused milk my entire life.
[–]crumb 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
Probably. They aren't exactly in a situation to be choosers. The dairy industry is pretty fucked though tbf.
[–]Canbot 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
They aren't in a situation to take care of a cow either.
[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
I just saw an American dairy commission ad for the first time in awhile.
[–]teelo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
When you eat an apple, that apple had to be plucked off a tree, which is severance of a limb off a plant, which makes you a murderer.
[–]Wahwah 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
CHAZ is a giant rape.
[–]npp0 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
If only he had a soy cow to donate. Judging by their community garden, I wouldn't have much hope for the cow out there.
[–]skiseme 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
We should modify a cow to produce soy milk. Soy milk is soy milk. Checkmate vegans.
[–][deleted] 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Always get consent from your dairy cow before artificial insemination.
[–]SierraKiloBravo 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun - (1 child)
[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun - (6 children)
[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - (2 children)
[–]Sebine 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - (1 child)
[–]UnironicSoyboy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]3xk_Nig_HanxXx 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]stormy_waters2021 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Canbot 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun - (6 children)
[–]Jesus-Christ 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun - (2 children)
[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun - (0 children)
[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]crumb 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - (2 children)
[–]Canbot 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]teelo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Wahwah 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]npp0 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (1 child)
[–]skiseme 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
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