Helpful tips for Linux users to avoid transmitting COVID-19

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[–]AntiLowEffortHuman 9 insightful - 9 fun9 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

I just start saying shit about how Google is tracking everyone every second of our lives and how the ai they create will lead to destruction of humanity. Usually has em running for the hills lmao

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA

[–]whereswhat 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

This is brilliant.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

Have you guys seen the video where Stallman eats something that came off of his feet?

[–]FediNetizen[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

I wish I could forget that video exists. I stopped watching it after a few seconds because I can't stomach that kind of stuff.

[–]AntiLowEffortHuman 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I'm going to check it out.

In advance: fuck you for letting me know it exists. (not really lol)

[–]FediNetizen[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Why would you do this to yourself? You have nothing to gain and everything in your stomach to lose.

[–]AntiLowEffortHuman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's not too late yet, haven't watched it. I think my soul may yet be saved!

[–]FediNetizen[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Personally, I would just accept that there is a video of RMS eating foot fungus or some other gunk while being interviewed by a university class, and leave it at that.

The alternative is you get visual confirmation that there is a video of RMS eating foot fungus or some other gunk while being interviewed by a university class.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

It's almost as bad as the video where he says he's never installed linux and has friends do it for him. Ahh well I still love half of that commie fucker.

[–]FediNetizen[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

RMS is the toe-fungus-eating parallel to Orson Scott Card or some other figure whose life work is commendable but whose character is questionable.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Don't get me started on bash or even better: math . If probabilities could be negative my risk of transmission would be -1 + an epsilon > 0.

There is only one person on this world, that could transmit this (overemphasized, maybe even hoaxed) virus to me and she mostly stays inside.

So i stand to my above seemingly illogical proposition.

[–]zyxzevn 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

These stats are completely made up, as we have seen in scientific research, but let's accept them for fun.

A sneeze produces 10,000 viruses. The mask stops a fraction of a full sneeze in the face.
But 150 gets over and start infecting cells in the nose.
They are able to infect 3 cells and reproduce x100. So now 300 are spreading in the nose.
But instead of leaving your face, you recycle them into your nose. So now they can spread to 6 cells. And this doubles every time.

Without a mask you would not recycle the viruses that often and lose half of them by breathing out. The viruses do not double each cycle, but are going a bit slower, maybe 1.5 compared to 2.

This lower factor gives the immune system more time to react.

So it is better to install Arch Linux.

[–]Papitas 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you. I got to go… over there. Yes.

Bye.