"It's starting. Shit is real. Shit's getting weird." 🤣

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I died when he pointed at the barn.

[–]One_Jack_Move 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Nice. Anybody got the cookie version of this? I don't know which came first.

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My stupid-ass had to rewatch it like 3 times to get the joke and notice the donut. If you find the cookie version, pls share!

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https://twitter.com/Suffragentleman/status/1242127475578212353

[–]One_Jack_Move 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was pretty good but it wasn't the one I was thinking of. There is a guy in a hotel parking lot... Oh well.

There are probably tons of them. :P

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

She gave me 3 donuts with something sticky on them. But she weren't no crackhead.

Later that night we played redneck soccer: Soaked the toilet paper in lamp oil, lit it on fire, and kicked it around a while until we scorched the earth.

I don't know why she insists on head-butting the ball when it's on fire. Makes her look like a crackhead.