Old trailer dude voiceover, with booming bass in the background:

IN A WORLD where men can shift out of privilige, but women cannot escape opression, where lesbians are pushed out of their spaces and forced to fight misogyny and homophobia on all fronts... ONE WOMAN, and ONE woman alone can save the human race from total collapse. Jodie Foster is Nell, the brilliant scientist who has discovered the "reason serum" - a miraculous liquid that transforms the most confused and evil mind into an empathising superbrain. But the powerful of this world are onto her. They want this lesbian destroyed. Nell's life and the fate of humanity hang by a thread. Will she be able to reach the university professors who are in need of an injection of the serum before the corporations get to her? Or will the lesbian underground network reach and help her first? Find out this winter at a cinema near you.

Produced by Ellen Page and starring Jane Lynch as Judith Butler, Jack Nicholson as Evil Dr. Queerlove, Kate McKinnon, Gillian Anderson and Julie Bindel as leaders of the lesbian resistance, and J. K. Rowling as herself.

This prompts the question: what classic movie would you want to have a lesbian makeover? I am thinking "When Harry met Sally" - but make it "When Annie met Sally"