"I buy lollipops and I put them in my vagina...I buy them for 80p and sell them for £35. People think it's crazy but I've made a fortune"

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[–]SMCAB 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Wow, a fortune?

Just means there are more pathetic boys than I realized. You have to a special kind of sad fuckwit to progress a whores bank account like this.

Socks, how many did you buy?

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

He can't answer, he's too busy discovering how many licks it takes to regain his self respect after buying some slag's crotch-flavored lollipops.

[–]notafed 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

This is what happens when economies go into decline: Women do what they need which often involves laying back and opening legs.

[–]grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

😮

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]RandumbZer0 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Some iDiots will seemingly buy anything these days..?

Like internet trollops selling their bath water wasn't already bad enough!?

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Bless your heart.

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I love that phrase, I always mentally translate it to "you're so fucking retarded I'm amazed that you can draw two breaths in succession without having to be reminded by someone how to do that. You're evidence of the existence of a God, because only frequent divine intervention could explain how've you managed to live this long on your own. And now you've come to gift me with the fruits of your mental deficiency in the form of an opinion/action that I never wanted, but will smile and put up with anyway because rocking your head back with a punch instead would be considered abuse of the handicapped."

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Uh, isn't that a really quick and easy way to end up with a nasty, potentially medical-grade, infection down there? Something to do with the sugar, IIRC.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not a licensed gynecologist or anything, but yeah, putting a bunch of sugar in an area prone to bacterial and fungal infections doesn't seem like the best idea to me either

[–]RandumbZer0 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And I'm sure the seemingly unlimited amount of UTIs she's likely dealt with make it all the more worthwhile?

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So pussie pops.