This reminds me of how I read all references to "AOC" initially as "Articles of Confederation" before I remember Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. Sorry babe, my notes in law school came first.

Also ngl Marie Kondo is one of my more random low key celebrity crushes. I think I could spark some initial joy in her before she got a chance to look into the depths of my junk drawers and thank me on her way out.