HumorNow Taking Bets On The Next Pride Flag!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it's almost That Time Of Year again!

Unfortunately, I don't think we can do official polls on saidit, so comment down below what you guys think the 2022 new pride flag is gonna look like.

Option 1: Regular Progress Flag

No changes.

Option 2: The Intersex Addition

This disaster has been gaining some traction lately.

Option 3: The Attack of The Bisexuals

Has gained minor traction.

Option 4: All Ukranians Are Gay Now, Apparently

Because we support The Current Thing!

Option 4: Fuck It, All of The Above

Now this is what I call, a design MASTERPIECE.

TAKE YOUR BETS NOW!

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[–][deleted] 20 insightful - 12 fun20 insightful - 11 fun21 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

Got to go with the Ukraine one. Nothing says gay rights quite like a country with a constitutional ban on gay marriage and no recognition of same-sex couples in any way.

[–]Rage-Xion 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Intersex Bisexual Black Trans People from Ukraine... Being generous, wouldn't that be just a dozen people at most?

[–]MoutonelectriqueBland Straight ♀ 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Down here they fly the intersex addition. -_-

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hmmm.

I think the radicals will always want to push for the 'Fuck It, All of The Above' and basically try to erase as much of the original rainbow as possible. I wonder what else they will try to add to it. Will chevrons start incroaching from the bottom and top as well?

I think Pingwashing Inc. will favour a more incremental change model, and since the 'progress flag' sort of came out of nowhere and now appears to be the 'standard' (see the awful commemorative 50p coin produced by the Royal Mint) my vote will go for 'All Ukrainians Are Gay Now, Apparently', because if there's one thing people love, it's virtue condensing.

[–]reluctant_commenter 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I feel like the bisexuals one implies that they weren't included in the rainbow flag in the first place... which is messed up. I think the plain rainbow flag should be for all same-sex attracted people.

Is there even a flag that is universally recognized as representing all same-sex attracted people? Because it seems like the T has done a great job of taking it over and making it all about their gender identity beliefs.

[–]LilianH 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You forgot this one.

https://i0.wp.com/www.thegayuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/EUOQPT2XsAI3cyQ.jpg

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I kinda like this variant.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What is that flag even supposed to mean?!

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Sex workers". So, Onlyfans strippers.

[–]dilsencySame-sex community 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh god option 4.

I kind of don't hate this version of the BLM rainbow flag. I think the design of it gives the impression that it isn't made to be used as the official flag, but in the relevant context.

They could have done something similar with the trans flag, but no. We get that visual abomination.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.amazon.com/Forever-Wave-Emoji-Poop-Flag/dp/B07MVKQ25H

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Realistically, it will be Attack of the Bisexuals + Intersex Addition + the one with the red thing in the middle.

[–]lunarstrain 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it'll be option 2 unless something happens with Ukraine that really speaks to the genderfeelios, then option 4.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ahahaha we have the ugliest flag already- slap it onto the pride flag too! Can we change our symbol to a middle finger?

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's the thing with the circle on the left side of the last one?

[–]LesbianManiactransphobic lol 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think they'll throw the rainbow altogether.