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[–]hufflepuff-poet 29 insightful - 1 fun29 insightful - 0 fun30 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Homophobic rapists. Genital preference is the new way to disparage homosexuality as "perverted, wrong, unnatural, nonexistent, a fetish". Lesbians don't want dick, intact and erect or sliced in half and stuffed in the pelvic cavity. 🤢🤢🤢

[–]GenderSpecial 21 insightful - 1 fun21 insightful - 0 fun22 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not only that, calling it a “genital preference” is a backdoor way of saying “if someone gets bottom surgery, they’re no different from a biological male/female”.

“Genital preferences are valid” is homophobia and denies the immutable nature of sexual attraction.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarth 15 insightful - 10 fun15 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 10 fun -  (4 children)

or sliced in half and stuffed in the pelvic cavity.

Friend, as a bisexual woman let me assure you completely that there is nobody on the face of God's green Earth that wants dissected dick.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Welp trans lurkers, ya heard it here first--nobody wants you after you've topsy-turvied your genitals! Not homosexuals, not bisexuals and since most of y'all refuse to date each other, you already know no heterosexual wants inside-out, outside-in genitals 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[–]hellonumpty 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I second this as a bisexual woman. 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

there is nobody on the face of God's green Earth that wants dissected dick

Well... nobody you'd wanna meet in a dark alley, anyway! That's the thing: if you make your crotch disturbing, your dating pool will consist exclusively of those who are turned on by the disturbing. We're talking big-time serial-killer vibes here. So, yeah, people like that are out there-- creepy, make-your-skin-crawl people-- but I seriously doubt they're what these I-wanna-be-a-cute-lesbian-girl-uwu guys are looking for. (Plus those who'd find body-horror genitals appealing must be at least 95% male.)

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's the thing: if you make your crotch disturbing, your dating pool will consist exclusively of those who are turned on by the disturbing

My sense of gallows humor thanks you for this laugh.