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[–][deleted] 29 insightful - 4 fun29 insightful - 3 fun30 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

This is definitely a teen girl's list of things she wants from a boyfriend.

[–]ElectricSheepSuperBi 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She spends too much time on instagram and fanfic sites. This is just "relationship goals aesthetic" bullshit, not real life. I'm guessing it's a middle or high schooler with no real life experience.

[–]fuck_reddit 22 insightful - 13 fun22 insightful - 12 fun23 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

Things I want to do with my husband:

-Travel

-Build a house together

-Raise a family

We’re so similar! I just can’t believe no one else thinks they’re f*gs like me!

[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 23 insightful - 2 fun23 insightful - 1 fun24 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Apart from H, these are literally things she could already do with a boyfriend. However, from an earlier post of her's:

I'm also not a "cuddly" person and I'm very awkward to talk to, to be frank; I'm usually the one to always ask if my partner is okay because I pick up on little things like body language and how they talk and how it changes every 5 seconds.

She is insufferable. Also:

i hate my tiddies and want to get them off me but they're a great stim toy and i want bigger tiddies because stimmy

She is not someone who should undergo unnecessary surgery. She is indecisive and will absolutely detransition in the future.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 14 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 9 fun15 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

and I'm very awkward to talk to, to be frank;

Surely not.

[–]INeedSomeTimeAsexual Ally 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Clearly unstable to me.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 18 insightful - 7 fun18 insightful - 6 fun19 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I guess actual sex is not important

[–]jiljol 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Lol she goes by "Mortimer Remington Mars" and says she dresses like Gomez Addams.

What too much yaoi does to a mfer.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'm imagining a girl introducing herself with a taped-on handlebar mustache.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

she goes by "Mortimer Remington Mars"

How tf is anyone supposed to take that name seriously 😳😭

[–]justagaydude123 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Literally a page from a teen girl's diary.

[–]TiredTrendersSuper-gay 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Remember tho, she's not like those other girls bois

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yes I too like eating hot soup from big bowls to prove sexuality.

[–]INeedSomeTimeAsexual Ally 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wtf?