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[–]Criticallacitirc 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is so fake. Literally just cope fan fiction.

"I really like how spontaneous sex can be now. We can just do it without worrying about making a shitty mess"

"I was not expecting the front hole to be as tight and great as it is. I always thought it was an open cavern. Damn was I wrong."

"I like that you can't choke me, it makes giving head so much easier and fun."

A gay/bi man would never say these things. These fucking girls lol