Oh God, I have a personal grudge against Bon Jovi. The keyboardist has a trans "son" named Arty (so, daughter but had been on testosterone since the age of 14 and was 17 when we met and looked like any other short, weedy, pubey-lookin'-mustached teenage boy but with dyed hair) who has some mental issues including some kind of personality disorder and went to a summer camp for kids with mental disorders (I have severe ADHD and an anxiety disorder) and ended up in my group for a camping trip and got mad at me for having a North Carolinian accent even though the camp was in goddamn North Carolina. He got kicked out of the camp for trying to hit me with a stick (note: I was a 14-year-old girl who thought he was the absolute shit because too much Tumblr and "Whoa, yer dad's a real rock star! Cool!" and "wow, a real transgender person in real life" (I was sheltered, a tumblr kid, and also cringe as hell, alright?) and Arty was, as I said, 17 with not much less strength than a biological male that age. He was irritated because I kept trying to talk to him and had an accent that he found upsetting because hillbillies or somethin' like that. I got away by scampering up onto a boulder and yelling for the counselors.) It's a wild story and I sure wish I was making it up. I know looks so dumb that it might as well be Saidit copypasta like IkeConn's descriptions of how attractive he claims to have been in college that he smatters around other subsaidits, but I swear it's all true, every word.