HomophobiaShe wants to be a twink more than anything

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[–]artetolife 23 insightful - 24 fun23 insightful - 23 fun24 insightful - 24 fun -  (1 child)

She wants to be a twink so she can disappoint her parents lol. Girl, don't worry I'm sure they're already deeply disappointed.

[–]Dromedary 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Lol! Too funny because true.

[–][deleted] 20 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 2 fun21 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

This same person has also shared these delusions:

I wear really feminine things like skirts, heels, extravagant makeup, nail polish etc., because I want to and I like to, but I'm also a boy (AFAB, by the way). So, I'm a hyper gender non conforming guy, basically.

and

My transition goals are all of that PLUS getting the voice of a metrosexual rockstar. Sad thing is I'm 5"00' and have big hips, but hey, at least I kinda got the hair?? I mean, it's not curly yet, but I heard T can do that, so hopefully it does that for me and you.

She's a candidate for s/ItsAFetish as well. In response to being asked about MLM porn:

Lmao that was literally the only type of romance I could read and project myself onto. I tried reading straight and lesbian romances, but they made me severely uncomfortable, specially whenever the characters kissed or something. The funny thing is I openly identified as a lesbian back then lol and I kinda forced myself to read wlw porn (it caused severe dysphoria, would not recommend :D).

[–]Dromedary 19 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 0 fun20 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

"I kinda forced myself to read wlw porn (it caused severe dysphoria, would not recommend :D). "

Just rampant, untreated mental illness.

[–]Athelhilda4Questioning 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Or very self-hating lesbian/bisexual.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

self-hate is not a sign of mental health

[–]bolla_top 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You might be able to convince some people that you are "male brained" or whatever, but you're definitely not "twink brained". It's obvious she is chasing an image that she finds cool rather than dealing with some sort of crippling body dysmorphia.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's obvious she is chasing an image that she finds cool

Except she's clearly homophobic and chasing an identity of being a thing she thinks people should legitimately be homophobic against. It's like she is desperate to be victimized but not willing to be gay as a lesbian ie she can't legitimately change sexuality like they expect us to and force ourselves to date a straight woman pretending to be a gay man.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 16 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

At least she didn't want to be tossed off a building, she left that for us.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ofc they only want the fun parts of being gay and the homophobia that gets you woke points not the kind that gets you killed.

[–]fuck_reddit 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

“Most people think I’m a gay man cause I dress and wear makeup like a woman” fuck off

[–]Destresse🇨🇵 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I want my dad to be disappointed that he'll never get a daughter-in-law. I want my mom to judge how long my hair is.

Lol. Good luck with that.

And also the part about "the token gay friend" and how her gay friend doesn't talk about guys and exes to her. I WONDER WHY lmao

So is she a lesbian, a straight girl, or bisexual and totally confused? I also used to feel very uncomfortable when confronted with lesbian romance, back when I was in so much denial I couldn't even tell left from right. Ah, this is so sad to see. (But also very funny.)

[–]hufflepuff-poet 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao her dad was never expecting a daughter-in-law from her, he's probably disappointed that his delusional daughter will never bring home a guy who isn't atleast as delusional as she is, so he's probably dreading the double dose of delusion in his future.

Also same about the lesbian romance. I loved romantic novels when I was younger but I couldn't read lesbian books after I went back in the closet, they made me feel uncomfortable and awkward. I chalked it up to being a sign that my homosexuality was "just a phase" that I outgrew, but really I was in deep denial and reading lesbian stories just made me more confused and uncomfortable.

This is so sad to see young women forcing themselves to fit into some label that doesn't actually help them understand themselves or grow. Trans is such a toxic coping mechanism, it just leads to more turmoil and confusion.

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

I think people who smell like incense stink. There I said it.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It can really stink up superstitious households. I'd prefer a hundred creepy idols over a single incense altar. Don't get me started on the giant burners at temples.

No, you're not getting enlightenment from this billowing smoke cloud- you're getting lung cancer!

[–]hufflepuff-poet 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

🎵She wishes to be a twink// More than anything// More than life// More than jewels// More than riches// More than anything// She wishes to be a twink🎵

[–]sadbihours 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This just made me subscribe to dead internet theory because there is no way I can believe this is real. These are bots. Seriously people cheering this on..How can this be real?!

[–]HelloMomo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What I'm most struck by is how the structure of it—the list of images that aren't really related but that together arguably create some sort of vibe—reads like a tumblr moodboard. For those who haven't been on tumblr, a moodboard is a grid of classically 6 (although the number can vary) images that together communicate some sort of mood (typically a romanticized mood).

In particular, that bit about projecting a movie and watching it with her boyfriend while eating vegan food in their plant-and-incense filled apartment—that there is a whole scene. And a scene from an indie music video at that.

It would be more polite of me to be angry and indignant, I suppose, but honestly I mostly just see a teenage girl with a wistful idea of the boyfriend and apartment and friend group she would like to have. The AAP just seems to be sprinkled on top.