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[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 25 insightful - 22 fun25 insightful - 21 fun26 insightful - 22 fun -  (1 child)

I was wrongfully ASSIGNED gay at birth sobs

I wish i had one of those online quizzes though. The true sign of progresses is quizzes. I had to walk 5 miles in the snow to the nearest gay bar/trading post that had xerox copies of quizzes.

[–]reluctant_commenter 13 insightful - 11 fun13 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Lol, this post was made for your flair.

[–][deleted] 26 insightful - 8 fun26 insightful - 7 fun27 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Your entire friend group growing up ends up being queer and you all found eachother before anyone even realized or was out

Not a social contagion though. Definitely no peer influence involved in being "queer."

[–]Destresse🇨🇵 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol, yeah. This idea has been floating around the internet for years, but I have never observed it, so I wonder. I only have 1 gay friend and it was pure luck, we've known each other since we were toddlers. I could have befriended the typical "queer" group in high school, I suppose, but it included proud "yaoi fans" so... Lol. So I went for the more discreet people. 6 straights, 1 bi, and me. Not a bad statistic, but definitely not "we all turned out to be ~queer~" either.

[–]Shales123 22 insightful - 2 fun22 insightful - 1 fun23 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I was attracted to the same sex since middle school. That's it.

[–]reluctant_commenter 19 insightful - 13 fun19 insightful - 12 fun20 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

Whoa, that doesn't involve any quizzes or "lesbian masterdocs" or all your friends coming out as trans! Banned.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 17 insightful - 11 fun17 insightful - 10 fun18 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Ive been liking tits since I was a toddler. I was born to suck them.

PS: All the people in there are literally underaged teens or super early twenties. No wonder the young generation in USA is so brainwashed. Like all the youth spaces are filled with this mindset, it's hard to escape.

[–]reluctant_commenter 17 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not queer, I'm just a very very empathetic ally

Yikes. I've seen too many posts that say stuff like "If you think you're just a really empathetic ally, you're wrong! You MUST be q*eer!"

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 9 insightful - 12 fun9 insightful - 11 fun10 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

I was born 3 weeks late so obviously that means I did not want to come out of the womb because I knew how the world would not think i am valid as a member of the LGBTQOMGWTFBBQ and I cried as soon as i came out because the doctor misgendered me UwU ;_;

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna say it! Most of these things are typical "what gay things did you do as a kid" tropes.

Having a friend group that mostly turns out to be gay later in life? Reading "am I a lesbian?" magazine articles with great interest (my version of the online quizzes?) This shit is normal.

Everything the queers do is not deranged and evil. They're people too.

[–]book_hoarder 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I went through a lot of that shit as well, including the whole wanting to have a penis as a small child. Thankfully, it was a different time then and no one took it seriously.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've taken a bunch of these tests even back 10-20 years ago and usually end up scoring as something like 90%+ straight despite being just gay. It's all based around the most vacuous pop culture stereotypes.