ColonizationBon voyage on your journey through queerness

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[–]our_team_is_winning 27 insightful - 16 fun27 insightful - 15 fun28 insightful - 16 fun -  (3 children)

Wearing a hijab. Gee, if they're so queer and non-heteronormative, how do they know which one wears the hijab?

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 10 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

God uses his x ray vision to look underneath it

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think a lot of young women get manipulated into wearing Hijabs because it feels liberating to essentially announce to all the men around you that you aren't available for sex. It solves a problem most young women struggle to deal with.

[–]reluctant_commenter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wow. I never even thought of that, that's a really good point.

[–][deleted] 32 insightful - 4 fun32 insightful - 3 fun33 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Why are straight people so desperate to not be seen as straight?

[–]Brynjolf-of-RiftenSkyrim gender Pronouns: It/Just/Works 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Because they want to be quirky and special, so they take some random word with an LGB or Woke connotation and label themselves with that to make themselves seem more than just another straight person.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 16 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 0 fun17 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Translation: Not Like Other StraightsTM

[–]pacmanla 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think in the social climate today, people just want to be seen as "different". I'm with you on this as well & it's like living in the twilight zone, with so many heterosexuals not wanting to be seen as such.

[–]soundsituationI myself was once a gay 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In part this is the fallout from intersectionality. When people are demonized for belonging to immutable categories, it's understandable that they would want to distance themselves from those categories. It's not the most courageous response but I do understand it. And in part it is narcissism, especially with the more vocal virtue signalers.

[–]spanishprofanity 23 insightful - 5 fun23 insightful - 4 fun24 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Gatekeeping is good and necessary

[–][deleted] 20 insightful - 5 fun20 insightful - 4 fun21 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

She is in a hijab and is proudly queer? Sis what kind of mental illness is this? No wonder the LGBT+/Queer organisations have become Islamophiles, such delusion.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 15 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 7 fun16 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

She should go be proudly queer in a Muslim country, see how fast she reverts back to heteronormative lol

[–][deleted] 16 insightful - 7 fun16 insightful - 6 fun17 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Our vows were queer.

I don't even know what that means.

Our commitment to each other was not based on what a heteronormative society deems acceptable.

Then why did you get married? If your "queer commitment" is all that matters and affirmed you, then what's all this fuss about? Funny, I could swear that LG (and same-sex B) marriage rights were about legal equality, not about breaking down and tearing apart heterosexuality or what anyone else does.

We are not 'husband and wife'. 'Mr and Mrs' aren't going to be our titles.

I will sleep so much better at night knowing that a married man and woman won't use the terms "husband and wife". Life is so much better now that they aren't going by "Mr and Mrs". What an amazing influential change!

Queer as heck

Tell me you're young without revealing your age.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah they go an do something that the queers see as the most heteronormative thing to do, get married.

[–]Brynjolf-of-RiftenSkyrim gender Pronouns: It/Just/Works 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What makes their relationship queer, anyways? How much you want to bet it's something along the lines of "Woman is main breadwinner, Man is a stay-at-home Husband"?

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

She pegs him

[–]tu_jode_mucho 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This actually kinda hurts to read. I wish so bad me and my partner's relationship was treated as uneventful and regular as fuck.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I forgot to mention that this woman is an employee of Stonewall UK

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If this is what you think about right after getting married, then this is what you will think about right after getting married again.

[–]WanderingWonderWizard Extraordinaire 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Queer queer queer queer queer. They use it so much it doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore.

[–]serf_n_terfStraight Ally - Surf’s up! 🏄‍♀️ 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Straight sis is embarrassing as heck.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wait... they actually say heck? I thought that was a meme...

Are we sure these aren't troll accounts? We all know how conservative trolls love to play on Twitter. The 12 year queer relationship would have had to have begin in 2009, isn't that too early?

[–]MoutonelectriqueBland Straight ♀ 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

English is nog my native tongue but isn't Ms, as mentioned in her twitter handle, also gendered?