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[–]our_team_is_winning 16 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 0 fun17 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

If she were an actor and got cast in the role of a 9 year old boy, would that make her happy or piss her off?

You know how we often say straight men will probably lie that they're gay just to get some easy sex with these deranged women. I look at her and think not just straight men, but pedos. THAT is who these young girls seeking validation will appeal to. She looks like a little boy.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

If she were an actor and got cast in the role of a 9 year old boy, would that make her happy or piss her off?

A question that should be asked of "Elliot" Page. Because it's hard to imagine any other roles that would suit "him".

[–]our_team_is_winning 17 insightful - 13 fun17 insightful - 12 fun18 insightful - 13 fun -  (3 children)

Because it's late and I get silly at night, now I want to think of remake movies to cast "Elliot" Page in.

Yet another remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as Charlie.

A reboot of Gilligan's Island with her as Gilligan!

Another Home Alone with her as the kid they forget.

Little Lord Fauntleroy.

The Prince and the Pauper - dual role for her!

Huck Finn (with a BLM slant of course)

Maybe a Goonies remake?

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Priceless. I'm busting to know what the producers of Umbrella Academy are doing to accommodate her mental illness in the next series.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Vanya is a gender neutral (but tends to lean more male) name, so that doesn't have to change.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Another Home Alone with her as the kid they forget.

Describes her future career in Hollywood.