Women's IssuesRemember that woke lesbian sex guide? Guess someone could actually use one...

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[–]censorshipment 35 insightful - 3 fun35 insightful - 2 fun36 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Why doesn't she just take a damn pregnancy test like other women who fuck men do when their periods are late???

I've had late periods but never thought I may be pregnant because I've only had sex with women who also have periods. Lesbians don't have pregnancy scares in our relationships.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 10 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

we can fund this site with our own brand of lesbian pregnancy tests, just for wlw couples.

[–]insta 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Each test, not matter the result will also say "SEEK THERAPY"

[–]Cable 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I assume she wanted some references handy when her true an honest girlfriend will inevitably accuse her of creating.

[–]Rag3 30 insightful - 1 fun30 insightful - 0 fun31 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Your "girlfriend" lied to you. His ass isn’t sterile. Take a test.

[–]Fusrodamus 26 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 0 fun27 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

She knows.

This reads like a woman who's just realized that her "girlfriend" is a manipulative abuser but is still in denial about it.

Because in retrospect it's pretty obvious that if her girlfriend's penis is still functional enough to get erect, penetrate her, and ejaculate inside her, then it's a safe bet that he's still producing sperm and he certainly knows this. But now she feels like an idiot because she trusted someone that she loves and she's not ready to deal with the fact that she's probably carrying the child of someone who doesn't give a shit about her and is willing to lie to her and sacrifice her safety just so he could get his nut.

So she's hoping against hope that the internet will tell her that really everything's okay.

[–]JulienMayfair 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Facing that reality might tRigGeR hIs dySPhoRia.

[–]insta 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Even cishet guys sometimes have problem with fertility or ED and this chick had no red flags when her "girlfriend" got hard and came inside her?

This poor woman is either dumb as rocks or brainwashed, or probably both.

[–]soundsituationI myself was once a gay 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

In the words of Cher Horowitz, that was way harsh. But likely accurate.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 21 insightful - 10 fun21 insightful - 9 fun22 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Trans [sic] lation: "Is it possible for a man to get a woman pregnant?"

THREE GUESSES AND THE FIRST TWO DON'T COUNT

[–]julesburm1891 23 insightful - 2 fun23 insightful - 1 fun24 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Sweetie, your boyfriend found a bullshit excuse to fuck you without a condom and you are pregnant. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[–]Chipit 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good thing abortions are the safest medical procedure on the planet.

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Makes me ashamed to be female. If it is a dick sweetie it can impregnate you. I fucking seriously hope this girl isn't pregnant. Poor, unfortunate kid if she is...

[–]fuck_reddit 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Probably not pregnant but lord if she is pregnant, that child is going to have major birth complications.

Edit: ok other people made some good points, and yeah, she probably is pregnant…