ColonizationJust stop. Get help

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[–]julesburm1891 27 insightful - 1 fun27 insightful - 0 fun28 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Just enjoy the fuckin’ song and stop making it weird. It’s straight and will never be gay, but that doesn’t mean you can’t like a song for god’s sake.

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 15 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

"But what about meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

[–]julesburm1891 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Please rise for the trans national anthem.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You know it would be one of those regimes that requires the singing of the national anthem before the start of every school day, and anyone who doesn't know the words by heart would be sent to the transgulag.

Edit: Really unhappy with the term 'transgulag'. I can't think of anything snappier though. Any ideas? Transwitz-Birkenau? Transtanamo Bay?

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trans-Sibera, Tranzanar (Manzanar is the most famous WWII U.S. Japanese internment camp because of this book, which most Americans study in High School.)

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

At some point actual lesbians are going to just start calling themselves homosexuals. That is unless lesbians start laughing at and mocking these mental patients who call themselves "lesbians" while having penises.

[–]reluctant_commenter 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That is where I am at. At this point I feel more comfortable with "homosexual" than with lesbian. Yet both terms are mocked and called "bigoted" and "outdated" by many in the TQ movement.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I call myself "homosexual" a lot, and so far nobody has called me out on it. Not that there’s any need for them to do that, anyway.

[–]censorshipment 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

It took me a minute to figure this out. Basically, it says since straight dudes and lesbians are attracted to women, love songs by straight male singers can be turned into gay, as in lesbian, songs if you think of the singers as masculine (he/him or genderqueer) lesbians... or maybe drag kings. 😄

This is relatable because my little gnc ass used to sing those straight male singer songs to girls as if I were a straight boy. I don't find lesbian music (such as Kehlani) relatable... it's too feminine.

It's a rap song, but "Dick" is the type of song I wanna sing/rap to women.

https://youtu.be/pPbirTY7bIk

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't forget to add "lady" in front to be inclusive ;)

[–]Mermer[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

When I was in middle school I wrote a fantasy love story about a woman "from a male perspective".Taylor Swift moment.

[–]reluctant_commenter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hahahaha wait I think I might've done something like that, too. Oh my god, lol. You've brought back memories.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That song is so cringeworthy there is not enough cringe in the world to describe how cringeworthy it is is

That's love song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2h47Pf0dY4

It says "what you didn't expect, it is that even if you were born princess, you were expecting Juliet not Romeo,. Nobody knew why you loved her, why the man of your life was named Maria"

[–]reluctant_commenter 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Come on, seriously?

You know, there is nothing wrong with being a gay woman who relates to straight men. Doesn't mean you are one. I have chatted before with my friends who are straight guys about being attracted to women. It is something that's relatable for us both, but it doesn't change reality, which is that I am not a straight man.

s/TransTheGayAway