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[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 18 insightful - 17 fun18 insightful - 16 fun19 insightful - 17 fun -  (0 children)

balding women are the new black

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Wait, Lil Nas X isn't supergay any more?

[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

He made a tweet about pregnant women then made a follow up post to "correct" it to pregnant people.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Perhaps he should talk to the women of Texas about pregnancy. I mean, this was absolutely inevitable really.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

That's sarcasm, just a heads up.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

More irony I think, but yes indeed.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Well, this guy is a very famous conservative Twitter diva in the U.S. and his style of humor is to ridicule leftists by quoting their own beliefs back at them in an absurd manner. It's intended as mockery, it's not an expression of his own beliefs.

[–]Finnegan7921 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah that's pretty much him in a nutshell. What's funny is that Psaki went after that reporter, essentially saying "men can't get pregnant"..and plenty of the reaction was the usual "yaas kween"....but others were "psaki's a transphobe." Amazing stuff.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

🤡 🌎

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

...shouldn't they be confirming to their own beliefs? Thus robbing his man of his method?

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Therein lies the joke, I think. The reason I felt the need to say something was that it was presented without context. You can't take that tweet at face value, as true as it is.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So the truth of a statement is invalidated by who says it?

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Made me really laugh out loud. Always best to use their own logic against them.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

:/

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Guys, she poly!! Get in line yall.

[–]dramasexual 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

autogynamelia

Well at least he admits it.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ew i hate that you made me realize that's his name... Lol...

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

Who else looked at that photo and automatically heard Jerry Seinfeld saying, "Hello, Newman"?

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here!

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Maybe Dennis Nedry somehow survived, and escaped blame for setting off all that dinosaurian mayhem via the Caitlin Jenner/Charlotte Clymer Defense: "it doesn't count cuz I'M A BRAVE AND STUNNINGTM LAY-DEE! Trans means never having to say you're sorry!" And then SHE became a lesbian (duh), and poly, and got an anime catgirl avatar, and proceeded to throw massive shitfits about being "misgendered".

Sure, Denysse-Rose stole those embryos... but the irony is that, in the process, it was HER egg that got cracked!

[–]Virginia_Plain 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Of course. The dilophosaurus in Jurassic park represents rapid-onset gender dysphoria. The poison spat into Dennis Nedry's eyes represents the blindness "he" had to his true nature. Nedry's subsequent off-camera disembowelment represented death/rebirth into a woman. Same with Muldoon when being ambushed by the raptors. The admiring whisper of "clever girl" before being attacked represents her acceptance of her true identity, as the raptors get around to the work of initiating Muldoon into the mysteries and wonder of womanhood, which has a heavy emphasis on pillowfights.

Really, everyone who is killed by a dinosaur in the Jurassic Park/Jurassic World series is trans. That personal assistant in Jurassic World who is picked up by a pterodactyl and dropped into that whale-like creature? Literally going down into a man cave. Also, those little hamster ball things that visitors could drive around in represent "eggs" that the dinosaurs/transness are trying to "crack."

Those who escape Jurassic Park have pyrrhic victories, because it means they have only succeeded in shutting out the truth of their trans identities

I am going to grad school now. This is my thesis. My life path is now crystal clear.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My reaction after reading this epicness.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is... genius.

The dinosaurs must be cruel only to be kind, right? Just like... TRAs!

New theme song for the franchise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0l3QWUXVho

Remember, whether it's voracious dinos trying to devour you, or transology fanatics trying to force girldick/manpussy on you-- it's all for your own good!

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I saw him as a George Castanza.

[–]lesbianthreat 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

i'll believe he is 40 the day i believe he is a woman