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[–]artetolife 23 insightful - 8 fun23 insightful - 7 fun24 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Oh sure, we are just SO obsessed with dick that all you need is a clit that vaguely resembles a micropenis and we'll all beat a path to your door. I wonder if she cares how homophobic she sounds.

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 20 insightful - 7 fun20 insightful - 6 fun21 insightful - 7 fun -  (15 children)

Oh my, this one is going to have a very rude awakening.

This specific procedure is indeed safer than your run of the mill phaloplasty, but the results...oh the results!

I hope she likes being taken as a laughing stock, because at best, and I mean at very best, the procedure will leave her with the equivalent of a >5 inch micropenis with ED.

I wish her good luck on flaunting that shit around and being taken seriously.

[–]spanishprofanity 23 insightful - 7 fun23 insightful - 6 fun24 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

i looked up pictures of "metoidioplasty." imagine having sex with that 🤮 i am now gayer than i've ever been

[–]Trolley 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Oof. Really wish I had taken your implied advice and not gone down that rabbit hole. That is the stuff of (a gay man's) nightmares.

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fun fact: neogenitals in general weren't designed for sexual function, period.

When surgeons try to deviate from this principle, things tend to go south very fast.

[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I looked that one up and while ''balls'' look quite legit, ''penis''... How are you going to insert that into another vagina or anything else, frankly?

This is the image of metoidoplasty that I'm referencing, take a look if you aren't disgusted by genitals.

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c92344_c34d3420785d43b7b64e8a46614f8090~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_633,h_633,fp_0.50_0.50,q_90/c92344_c34d3420785d43b7b64e8a46614f8090~mv2.jpg

[–]spanishprofanity 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

doesn't even come close to the real deal

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

To be fair, there are real man with 4 inches dicks and even less. It's not laughing stock. Isnt that about how you use it, rather than the size? lol

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It's not laughing stock.

On gay men spaces? Yes, it is.

There's guys who even consider average dicks to be insufficient, so yeah...

Isnt that about how you use it, rather than the size?

In this case? No.

The thing can't even get an erection without a external device (a pump, to be precise).

Also, big dicks for most gay men is a matter of pride and status, not simple functionality, be they tops, bottoms or versatile.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I knew they do care about big dick, but even on the bottom? I thought bottom dick size was totally irrilevant. You guys are more picky than het women lol I'm sorry for people having psychological issues because of it.

[–]artetolife 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Tops like to play with dick too. They just don't take them up the butt.

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Even bottoms top once in a while, so I don't find this surprising.

Also, tops (the good ones at least) like to engage with the dicks of their partners both in foreplay and during sex.

[–]dramasexual 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, there are plenty of traits that aren't directly relevant to sexual function that play enormous parts in sexual attraction. I assume dick is sexually attractive to gay men regardless of whether it's being used to penetrate or what have you.

[–]reluctant_commenter 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

with the equivalent of a >5 inch

Do you mean < 5 inch (less than 5 inches)? I don't know anything about this particular operation, sorry.

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yep.

[–]CaptainMooseEx-Bathhouse Employee 22 insightful - 3 fun22 insightful - 2 fun23 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

At least on reddit, if you look at who is commenting positively on the nudes of FtMs, it's other women or openly bisexual men. The validation isn't coming from who you think it is, hun.

[–]spanishprofanity 18 insightful - 9 fun18 insightful - 8 fun19 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

No one wants to look at your Frankenphallus, lady

[–]ks00 17 insightful - 6 fun17 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Gay men do not want to be fucked by a hormonally enlarged clit, hard to think of anything more unappealing.

[–]WanderingWonderWizard Extraordinaire 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can you even get fucked by those? I heard inserting them is painful because they are super sensitive

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 17 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 3 fun18 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Omg woman- just give up. It'll never look like a penis. The fact that you think it can proves how painfully unfamiliar you are with the real deal. Phallo looks ridiculous already with the forearm skin. Metoidioplasty apparently can only give a "dick" 5 to 7 cm long and perhaps as girthy as a thumb. So basically a floppy thumbdick. Good luck getting anyone to play with your joystick..

[–]Lessom 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well she won't ever achieve this 'euphoria' because no gay men would be into her because she doesn't and will never have a penis. I also googled the results of this procedure (I'm sure they post the best results to get more clients) and it still looks scary.

[–]censorshipment 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

If you've never experienced sexual dysphoria, you may not get this. I do. I used to pack my underwear with socks so straight girls would look at my faux dick bulge / crotch. It worked... and it made me feel GREEEEEAT! Thank goodness women love my pussy, or I'd have a faux dick.

[–]Rosefield 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But that's different from a straight woman wanting to destroy her genitals and send pictures of the srs result to gay men.

[–]usehername 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They probably knew it was fake.

[–]Criticallacitirc 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Honestly I don't understand getting a metio. Just keep your intact vulva. You'll have more men interested in that. Once you convert it to a micro penis, you've moved to strictly gay men territory and Gay men are size queens. Lol

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you've moved to strictly fetishist territory

FTFY

No proper dick-loving gay men (or dick-loving person in general) will trade an actual dick for a metio clit.