ColonizationI'm gay. I like men. No, not THOSE men. But we're still men. I mean... um... er...

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[–][deleted] 54 insightful - 24 fun54 insightful - 23 fun55 insightful - 24 fun -  (5 children)

I'm gay

Being with someone with the same parts as me makes me uncomfortable

Well, lady, I got news for you: you aren't gay.

[–]SaltySkank 14 insightful - 12 fun14 insightful - 11 fun15 insightful - 12 fun -  (2 children)

BUT MUH IDENTITY!!!11

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

The emperor identifies as having clothes, you bigut.

[–]Rosefield 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Super duper ultra mega hyper galactic UwU valid!!!!!!!

[–]emptiedriver 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

how can someone possibly be this upside-down and backwards? It's incredible. What unbelievable narcissism. Unless they're trolling but I've given up trying to determine that anymore, it's just a completely insane world out there and people really have gone mad...

(And people my age and a little further from the most ridiculous claims still support all the general "people can be whatever they want to be" stuff because they vaguely assume that just means "boys can wear skirts" or whatever. )

[–]Dromedary 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It really is mental illness, or heterosexuals that just can't stand not being special.

[–]artetolife 37 insightful - 8 fun37 insightful - 7 fun38 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Hilarious. Over on /r/gaytransmen they just completely forget to pretend that dating eachother is an option and it makes it so obvious that they don't really see themselves as men, but we have to.

[–]reluctant_commenter 36 insightful - 1 fun36 insightful - 0 fun37 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

The double standards lmao. Trans rights activists believe it's bad/shameful for "cis" LGB people to be same sex attracted-- what TRAs refer to as "having a genital fetish"-- but also believe it's OK for transgender-identified people to be attracted to people on the basis of sex. Go figure.

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 28 insightful - 2 fun28 insightful - 1 fun29 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Don't you know? We exist only to validate trans people.

Having a fulfilling relationship is a privilege reserved only for them, not us.

[–]TiredTrendersSuper-gay 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Rules for thee, but not for me"

[–]ThrowMeAway2879 29 insightful - 15 fun29 insightful - 14 fun30 insightful - 15 fun -  (1 child)

"Hey baby, put your dick into my vagina but do it in a totally gay way!"

Whenever a TRA claims with a straight face that "PiV sex is absolutely gay sex" you know you have reached the point in the discussion where the wheels finally come off the logic wagon, slice through several bystanders and explode into giant fireballs, incinerating wagon, passengers, bystanders and the whole goddamn movement in one glorious blaze of stupidity.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 18 insightful - 13 fun18 insightful - 12 fun19 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

"Hey baby, put your dick into my vagina but do it in a totally gay way!"

It's the inverse of "no homo!": "no hetero!"

[–]tu_jode_mucho 22 insightful - 18 fun22 insightful - 17 fun23 insightful - 18 fun -  (1 child)

But don't some transmen have penises too? Isn't a dildo the same exact thing? Your bigoted pussy needs to do some self reflection and examining, sweaty.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 23 insightful - 12 fun23 insightful - 11 fun24 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

I'm grossed out by me but you shouldn't be

[–]Neo_Shadow_LurkerPronouns: I/Don't/Care 23 insightful - 1 fun23 insightful - 0 fun24 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's almost like she's a straight woman who, like every straight woman, is into men and not fakebois.

Who would have thought!

[–]Mermer 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I get being turned on by lesbians/gays. But to the point of needing to date them? What is different about them from people who would actually be into you. Those people have serious problems. Probably same people who complain about a ship being "boring" and "bland" when they actually like each other.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 20 insightful - 7 fun20 insightful - 6 fun21 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Just come out as straight already.

[–]Rosefield 11 insightful - 10 fun11 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Repressed heterosexuality 😂.

[–]JulienMayfair 15 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

" . . . because I need that sweet rush of validation from a real gay man."

[–]DimDroog 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So this is the female version of "I'm a lesbian trapped in a male body"/I'm a lesbian too b/c I like women" nonsense?

So gross.

[–]powpowpowpow 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the mental gymnastics on this one is impressive

[–]odiusgay man 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Say it louder for those in the back:

👏TRANS👏SUPERGAYS👏ARE👏VALID👏

[–]clitoriana 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I'm allowed to have boundaries and be selective with who I have sex with but only me. Nobody else. The rest of you are still subject to my insane rules and moral values that make zero sense and only benefit me while hurting you! I'm allowed to refuse to do things that would make me uncomfortable but the rest of you have to suffer and let yourselves be violated or else I'll scream that you're a transphobe and have you witch hunted online for being gay."

[–]howdidthishappen 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Reminds me of an interview I read from two „gay trans men“ who dated each other, then realized they were just lesbians and detransitioned together lmao.

I mean it sucks for them, but the setup and conclusion is surreal lol.

So yeah....she’s a heterosexual female and therefore not interested in other females. Big shocker. I’d like to see inside their heads tho, because being subconsciously aware that the reason you’re not interested is because they’re female, while convincing yourself you and the others are still men and gay men...that must be an absolute chaos.

[–]starjellotext 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

At least you won't catch this one whining about the wickedness of genital "preferences."