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[–]hufflepuff-poet 26 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 0 fun27 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What about his hands made him a lesbian?! They were huge and poorly polished, everything about that video screamed "I am a man. I can never be a lesbian!"

[–]julesburm1891 30 insightful - 3 fun30 insightful - 2 fun31 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

He’s seen lesbians making memes about keeping two nails short so we can finger our lady. He hasn’t grasped that this is a joke that a defined group of people are making about our sex lives. Mr. Video Guy doesn’t get that no lesbian actually does this in real life. We just are talking shit to laugh. But he’s rolling in thinking if he participates, it makes him a real lesbian.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 20 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 2 fun21 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This is an excellent point. I don’t know anyone with the “lesbian manicure” IRL. I think it looks ghastly and tbh if a lesbian had it, I would assume she’s bad at sex.

[–]julesburm1891 15 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 2 fun16 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah. Or that she was obnoxious and always had to talk about how gay she was. Or that she was a virgin. Idk. I’ve never seen it in seriousness and I wouldn’t be on board if I did.