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[–]Uranian 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

I'm laughing NOW. I bet she's got a really nice dick...oh wait

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

She could get herself one, but a strap-on doesn’t count.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Doesn't count? Such a shame. I thought I could be an 8 inches well-endowed top. End of a dream LMAO

[–]hufflepuff-poet 14 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

Woah don't let those bigots stop your dreams!! You can be the toppiest top bear leather daddy to ever top, you don't even need a strap on, just fuck others with your mind over the internet! Virtual kink is valid ✨✨✨✨✨

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 11 insightful - 10 fun11 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 10 fun -  (2 children)

Thanks, sister. These trans exclusionist radical faggots, are really bigoted toward us tops with removable dicks.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 10 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

I identify as thumbsexual, so I use my thumb as my dick. Can't exclude me because my dick isn't removable, hello fellow gay men ready for some top-notch topping with my 3 good inches 👍🏾

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

You're so big fellow gay dude. They might not handle it. Don' forget to get lube.