you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–][deleted] 23 insightful - 8 fun23 insightful - 7 fun24 insightful - 8 fun -  (4 children)

People who are lesbians: Female humans exclusively attracted to other female humans. Or people from the Island of Lesbos, but they don't actually call themselves lesbians since they speak Greek.

People who are not lesbians: Literally everyone else.

Simple, easy, doesn't require multiple paragraphs about lunarians or whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 19 insightful - 16 fun19 insightful - 15 fun20 insightful - 16 fun -  (3 children)

I'm a lunarian lesbian, I'm only gay on the first blue moon of every lunar cycle, every other day I'm just a vagina fetishist.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

But gay for women, correct? Or gay for men? Gay for pans?

[–]hufflepuff-poet 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Gay for the moon and moon-aligned people, if you're body influences the tides, I'm gay for ya! If you're body does not cause the tides, then it's a no for me 🙅🏾‍♀️🌝

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Not gonna pretend to know what that means, but it sounds hot.