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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I'll be driving down the road in my car, put my hand on my right thigh, and be like... oh god, where are my keys?!

[–]Destresse🇨🇵 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

My colleague was like this, always leaving his keys and phone in random places on work sites and then panicking when he realised his pockets were empty lol.

After three months I started picking up his things and putting them in my pockets. Any time I saw him pat his thigh with that blank look on his face I'd wordlessly hand him his phone or keys. He once told me he lost his phone in a well. He just left it on the edge and it fell. 30m deep. I'm pretty sure I saved his phone several times from a pretty grim death.

He's now retired and happily cycling across the country. With his phone and keys I hope.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That would suck.