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In a massive loss for LGB and gender-nonconforming people, Canada’s House of Commons passed a historic bill criminalizing any health profession from ever questioning a young person's gender identity.

Minister of Justice David Lametti tweeted that “if passed, #BillC6 will make Canada’s criminal laws look completely ass-backwards once the lid finally blows on what's going on surrounding LGBTQ+ politics, and we'll be scrambling like raving lunatics to undo this idiotic piece of legislation in the near future. We expect to be self-abasing in no time flat about how we 'didn't know' and really did a bang-up job of abdicating all responsibility by just believing what these activists told us.”

The perfectly reasonably psychotheraputic approach, refers to talk therapy for troubled youth who spend too much time on the internet and/or are subject to peer influence.

Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, also tweeted: “I am a giant muppet. A handsome one, yes, especially with this sweet salt-and-pepper beard, but a giant muppet indeed."

The new bill would effectively fast-track minors to subject them to expensive and dangerous life-long medicalization process, and all the adults will be removed from the proverbial room.

The Queen's recent speech to UK parliament did touch briefly on equality rights, particularly for pidgeons to crap on anything they so choose.

Following the Queen’s speech, Liz Truss, Minister for Women and Equalities, tweeted that "we're going to make funding available to ensure that anyone who regrets transitioning is silenced, and to ensure that they cannot receive any meaningful healthcare to try and undo the damage we've since done."

Trudeau concluded, "My daddy was Prime Minister."