If you’re a gay man and you can’t eat a little ACTUAL “bussy”? Then say you prefer cis men you fuckin coward and don’t waste anyone’s time. Same with lesbians. If you can’t succ a lil dick (and you know damn well trans women keep it very clean), then idk maybe just say your love excludes trans women & be on your way.

1. When we say we aren’t into the opposite sex, TRAs come for us with pitchforks and torches. Most LGB people would happily clarify this point on a tinder bio, but these crazies will have our account deleted if we do.
2. Perhaps this could all be remedied by TRAs not forcibly redefining language with more zeal than a Soviet Bloc dictator. Up until a couple of years ago “I’m gay/lesbian” clearly meant “I don’t like the opposite sex, especially their genitalia.” Fuck off from the words we use to describe ourselves and you won’t run into this problem.
3. Saying that transwomen keep their penises clean, ergo lesbians should want it is a weird flex. Firstly, citation needed. Secondly, claiming this is like stating that I should want to drink piss because it’s in a crystal goblet. It doesn’t matter how your present something I find revolting. I’m still not going to want it.