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[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 55 insightful - 5 fun55 insightful - 4 fun56 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that. And I am a gay man and very, very fond of dick.

The thread is a shit show, but even on a heavily modded TQ+ subreddit like AL, the truth sometimes still shows in the up- and downvotes.

[–]julesburm1891 36 insightful - 14 fun36 insightful - 13 fun37 insightful - 14 fun -  (2 children)

I don’t get how they think pushing shriveled, floppy dick is going to sway anyone. It’s the one thing grosser than a regular dick.

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 28 insightful - 21 fun28 insightful - 20 fun29 insightful - 21 fun -  (1 child)

"Yeah, I heard you don't like dick... soooo... how about a dick that is kaput?"

Can I interest you in the thing you don't want but worse?

[–]julesburm1891 14 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

“The Civic is a nice car and all but I’m not interested. I only want to drive American-made.”

“Can I interest you in a Yugo?”