ColonizationGrindr's new Twitter image: resistance is futile, you will be assimilated

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[–][deleted] 39 insightful - 15 fun39 insightful - 14 fun40 insightful - 15 fun -  (4 children)

Oh, but think of the poor, poor heterosexual women with a yaoi obsession! What ever shall they do?!

Therapy, you say? No, that simply won't do. We must obviously cater to their every demand, let them into spaces in spite of everyone's discomfort and give them free access to their object of desire: gay men!

[–]powpowpowpow 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I used to be friends with a girl with yaoi obsession. One time we were in an anime convention and there was a lesbian couple in front of us and she started screaming how cute they were and the girls seemed rlly uncomfortable. I just pretended I didn't know her bc holy shit. Why behave like this?

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Because just like men who get off on lesbian porn, gay and lesbian relationships, at least in anime/fandom circles, are portrayed and perceived to be sweeter, purer, better than boring vanilla straight relationships. They act as there's something special about LGB relationships, when they're just the same as straight ones, just with slightly different dynamics due to same-sex lack of 'man and woman in the relationship'.

[–]powpowpowpow 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Exactly. I would always get into arguments with her trying to say it was just a normal relationship like straight ones and acting like this would only make them fell weird and different and that isn't fair... she would just pretend to cry and say that lesbian/gay relationships are special bc straights are boring or whatever... god she was tiring

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The easiest thing you can say is that it's difficult to understand if you're not gay or lesbian, just like it's difficult for bisexuals to understand monosexuals and gay men/lesbians to understand straight relationships.

[–][deleted] 33 insightful - 9 fun33 insightful - 8 fun34 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

How do people not constantly peak?? I'm peaking literally every moment like this. It's like a never ending acension.

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 16 insightful - 10 fun16 insightful - 9 fun17 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

I'm floating in space as we speak. The view is nice.

[–]oyasuminasai50 26 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 0 fun27 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Grindr lets you identify as a cis woman now. It stopped being a gay male space long ago.

[–]Rosefield 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's because the owners want to steal more data. At least that's my opinion.

[–]JoeyJoeJoe 19 insightful - 11 fun19 insightful - 10 fun20 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

We might assume this is a financial decision. Once the gay guys wake up and smell the neovagina there'll be a massive pushback.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 20 insightful - 18 fun20 insightful - 17 fun21 insightful - 18 fun -  (0 children)

Neovagina is for lesbians, you get real vagina, lucky you lol

[–]ThiccDropkickGay 22 insightful - 1 fun22 insightful - 0 fun23 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Kind of disappointing, if someone tried to make an exclusively gay male (or lesbian) dating app nowadays it’d probably be banned from app stores for trans exclusion

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 26 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 0 fun27 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It has already happened that with lesbian apps..

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Silicon Valley is a danger to a free society.

Hopefully an alternative App Store will be created for android phones, because with android, you don’t need Google Play to download apps.

[–]censorshipment 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Alternative app stores (for Android) would likely allow "transphobic" apps though. Saidit is no longer available in the Google Store, so I installed it via F-Droid which the developer linked me to.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That’s what I like about Android. You can bypass all the Google garbage to get what you want. With an iPhone, you’re stuck with the App Store and you have to jailbreak your phone to bypass it. Which is why I’m switching to Samsung, Sony or OnePlus when my phone becomes weak.

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly someone should. Then everyone can go over there and grindr will be sacrificed as a warning of go woke go broke

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 18 insightful - 4 fun18 insightful - 3 fun19 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Gay people are just too few, corporations wants to make as much as possible by increasing users.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

This is why I no longer support capitalism. Communism is still worse, so I don’t support that either.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I thought gay dudes were powerful and rich enough to protect their spaces, unlike lesbians.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Even if that’s true, it’s not just about power and wealth. It’s also about internal strength. Gay men these days don’t seem to want to rock the boat or take risks anymore.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, well, at least you know that if you get enough, you have the means to stop it, also the amount of hetero trans females is definitely way lower than hetero males with lesbian fetish. Gays dudes no protesting is because overall it isn't effecting them very much.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a fundamental explanation for where all of this irrational activism is coming from.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 18 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 0 fun19 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Utterly fucking disturbing

[–][deleted] 20 insightful - 5 fun20 insightful - 4 fun21 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

That pinned Tweet is fucking hilarious in a sad way.

[–]odiusgay man 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's funny considering how actual gay men don't give a shit.

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

reject assimilation

return to consent laws

[–]NiceDickBro 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why aren’t they getting torn apart for this? Isn’t anything sacred anymore?

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

People are docile and weak nowadays.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That image is hilarious. The only one who looks happy is the guy on the far right. The woman (am I misgendering?) looks utterly miserable.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I’ll die resisting than live being a slave.