ColonizationHumans and trees have literally the same biology.

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[–]JulienMayfair 19 insightful - 9 fun19 insightful - 8 fun20 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

The difference is that the tree can actually do it and not just make everyone call it something they know it will never be.

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Haha you made me snort

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 20 insightful - 4 fun20 insightful - 3 fun21 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Except the tree actually has a mechanism to do it and does not require any medical intervention. It actually produced berries all on its own. Not a single woman has ever had her vagina turn into a fully functional penis nor has a man ever had his testicles rise into his body and fill with eggs which can be fertilized by the vagina that took the place of his penis. This is like saying that a flip phone proves that your smartphone you broke by folding in half is functioning normally

[–]SkepticalHPSSuper Straight 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Legit have seen “here’s a butterfly that’s half male half female, totes means trans is valid uwu.”

[–]julesburm1891 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And turtles lay eggs. Yet, I don’t see anyone pretending that humans can also lay eggs because turtles can.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Turritopsis dohrnii, a species of jellyfish, can revert to an immature, polyp stage when distressed. It is, therefore, theoretically immortal. My identifying as a child is valid.

Thermococcus gammatolerans can withstand 3000 times the lethal dose of ionising radiation. The doctor who told me not to stick my dick in the Elephant's foot) needs to educate herself.

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Ridiculous.

[–]censorshipment 8 insightful - 10 fun8 insightful - 9 fun9 insightful - 10 fun -  (2 children)

That person is likely a minor and therefore is exempt from my harsh criticism. I'm 37... I can't talk shit about anyone under 20.

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I'm in my 40's and I have no problem calling teens and twenty somethings fucking stupid. It's out of love. Better tell them to adjust their expectations of life to reality early on than to let them believe they somehow invented the wheel. Or in the gender case invent women's bathrooms by calling for TERF bathrooms.

[–]supersmokio6420 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Strange how they have no problem acknowledge male and female are real biological concepts here, when they think it supports their argument.

[–]motss-pb 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

 "I don’t want to go by ‘he’ anymore, I just want to go by ‘tree.’ I want people to call me ‘tree,’ because we all come from trees, so it doesn’t matter if you’re a he or a she or a they or a them. At the end of the day, everyone’s a tree. I want to call my friends 'tree' and me 'tree' and everyone 'tree.' So, I think, like now, when people ask me what my preferred pronoun is, I’m going to say ‘tree.’"

Keiynan Lonsdale (actor from 'Love, Simon')

https://www.billboard.com/amp/articles/news/pride/8477100/keiynan-lonsdale-preferred-pronouns-tree

[–]ukrdude10[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Did you see his Wikipedia article, it's absolutely hilarious, in order to conform to this "identity", they don't include any pronouns and instead repeat Lonsdale over and over.

[–]barnarnasis this tv show my friend? 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Have you checked out the edit history? It's a fucking mess lol

[–]usehername 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As if human "transition" is anything like actually changing sex.