When only a queer haircut can save your relationship from being exposed as boring old heterosexuality

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[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 28 insightful - 5 fun28 insightful - 4 fun29 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I can not express how much i hate people like this

[–]reluctant_commenter 28 insightful - 1 fun28 insightful - 0 fun29 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What the actual shit? This is so homophobic, and it is literally the same thing that my homophobic family members would say growing up. "All of those gross lesbians have a short haircut!"

Wow. Just wow.

[–]just_lesbian_things 20 insightful - 13 fun20 insightful - 12 fun21 insightful - 13 fun -  (1 child)

Don't you just hate it when your queerness starts slipping away?

[–]censorshipment 18 insightful - 15 fun18 insightful - 14 fun19 insightful - 15 fun -  (0 children)

If "I want people to know I'm not straight without dating a woman" was a person.

She should've dumped the dude for a woman, like my ex did (and she got her hair cut and started wearing shit with rainbows). 😏😂

[–]ejectbutton 21 insightful - 8 fun21 insightful - 7 fun22 insightful - 8 fun -  (6 children)

God, these heteros are so exhausting.

[–]Preachy_Jerk 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Like Aunt Ida says, the world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life!

Jk I love straight people, just glad I'm not one.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No Gator no no no...

[–]Preachy_Jerk 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have another pretzel for Chrissakes!

[–]oyasuminasai50 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

aunt ida aunt ida yeah all right aunt ida all right mmm yeah aunt ida yeah all right aunt ida

[–]DiscoStegosaurus 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hey now. This isn’t our fault. This is the blue haired “queer” movement.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Which is primarily made up of spicy straights wanting a piece of the oppression pie. It's not all straight people, but there is a very high likelihood that someone who is queer is actually straight.

[–]Cable 15 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Calling things gay: broke Calling things queer: woke

[–]strawberrysun 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I couldn't believe this article actually got published. It's so cringeworthy.

I don't understand all these people who crave constant external validation. I've never "looked gay" and yet I always have been. A haircut doesn't make you more or less bisexual.

[–]Rag3 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I’m so annoyed and tired. WTF is a queer haircut?! 😫

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 12 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 10 fun13 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

I’m not certain but I suspect it involves blue dye

[–]odiusgay man 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

half the head is shaved

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It's like we've been taken over by Agent Smith jabbing his hand into our spaces and definitions and communities and using them to replicate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNyHark4xk

[–]purrvana 6 insightful - 12 fun6 insightful - 11 fun7 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

BREAKING NEWS: Man gives woman a haircut

[–]JoeyJoeJoe 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"cishet" should be listed as hate speech.

[–]LushCanopy 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

This reminds me of a girl I know who claimed she had 'queer' sex with her straight boyfriend.

[–]Cable 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Just a queer amab + afab nonbinary couple having legit queer PIV sex.😘

[–]milknciggiesLGBToxic 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Of course, makes sense!

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No seriously, what planet are these people from?

[–]milknciggiesLGBToxic 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol when I was 14 I cut my hair short and shaved my sides in order to come out as a lesbian because I thought that's what you were supposed to do if you liked girls. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that you could like both, and haircuts had nothing to do with it!

[–]markiemarcus 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! This is gloriously bad.

[–]Uranian 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Feeling her queerness slowly slip away" is so telling. Those of us who would have been labelled queer back before it was "reclaimed" never "felt our queerness slip away" - we were constantly reminded of it by the homophobes who wanted to beat us up. It's just more proof that "wueer" is nothing but a pose.

[–]shveya 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What, did she drunkenly kiss a girl at a party once while the lads were watching? So qweer uwu

[–]filbs111 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Queer haircuts look a bit gay IMO.

[–]Shales123 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If she was actually bisexual it wouldn't ever slip away, being that sexual orientation is immutable