LGB ErasureNothing new under the Sun, lesbians are female but men and gays are male but women

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[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 29 insightful - 6 fun29 insightful - 5 fun30 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Before: Men can only be attracted to women.

Briefly, if ever: Men can be attracted to men or women!

Now: Whoever is attracted to a woman can only be a man.

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You nailed it.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Whoever is attracted to a woman can only be a man.

Unless you are a transbian.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is Gay Conversation Therapy 101.

You're not "normal" like us? Just BE straight, c'mon!! If not, then you need to CHANGE your body with expensive plastic surgery and hormones to be straight!! Lesbians are men!!! Gays are women!!!

You're actually 'OK' with the body you're born with?! You heathen, we'll keep pressuring you, take away your rights, treating you like sh*t and depending on the country, we'll force you to have SRS!!

You're so close-minded for being content with your body and sexual orientation!!! Be insecure like us and pressure others to change their "gender" to feel better about yourself!! Make them validate your delusions like we do!!!

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You’re a man only if you’re male, and you’re a woman only if you’re female. This Maxine woman is either talking shit, or she’s an idiot. Regardless, she’s hostile to the existence of homosexuals.

[–]loveSloaneSuperDuperBi 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

So... what does this make bisexuals? What am I???

[–]fuck_reddit 7 insightful - 12 fun7 insightful - 11 fun8 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

Non-binary

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

you are menwoman in womenmen bodies

[–]homosomes 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

You have to "pick a side" because they didn't think that through.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

So... what does this make bisexuals? What am I???

Well, according to the dead-as-a-doornail theory of "sexual inversion" which we're apparently exhuming now, you and I are... hermaphrodites born in the wrong body! Or, yanno, "intersex", to use the MODERN term (I'm sure that these wokesters wouldn't wanna offend O. Reptilian or anything!). So: intersex in "essence" (somehow) but not physically. Cuz having a medical issue with respect to your sexual development means that you're half-male, half-female, duh! And, therefore, attracted to both sexes. IT'S JUST SCIENCETM after all.

And you thought that it couldn't make sense! CHECKMATE, TRANSPHOBE!!! (/s just in case)

[–]Taln_Reich 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

the transbians won't like this.

[–]hetisachoice 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

How is a gay man a woman if his penis is inside another man?

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

How is a gay man a woman if his penis is inside another man?

Um... pegging?

Or, hey! Maybe he's a woman inside... and inside, that woman is a gay transman!

(Who might be a transbian inside... shit, it's like a gender-fuckery version of those Russian nesting-dolls...)

[–]hetisachoice 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I want these people stopped even if we need a full-fledged pro-gay hate group to do it! There are no wrong means to an end when that end is a world where no country bans homosexuality or treats gays ass second-class citizens.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Christ, isn't this basically just Krafft-Ebing's theory of "inversion" all over again? Homosexuality = heterosexual "born in the wrong body"? (Drat those damned mix-ups at the ol' Body Factory!) Yeah, by all means, let's take a giant step BACKWARDS 100+ years!

I was gonna write, "what's next, wokesters reviving phrenology?"... but then had this realization: that's a pseudoscience, isn't it? Like creationism, or astrology, or Flat Earth-ism, or crystal healing... or transgenderism. With all its "pink brain/blue brain", "born in the wrong body", and "biological sex isn't real, GENDER is!" flakiness-posing-as-fact. Just more whack-a-doo, feels > reals crankery.

Hope trans joins "putting radium in EVERYTHING is GOOD for you! IT'S JUST SCIENCETM" in the dustbin of history sometime (very) soon.

[–]lazy-summer-godSuper Gay 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Wait, what? So what are you when you're asexual?

[–]panderichthys 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"agender"