Pardon my virtue signalling but women have everything I’m looking for in a man

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[–]lazy-summer-godSuper Gay 39 insightful - 18 fun39 insightful - 17 fun40 insightful - 18 fun -  (8 children)

I've read this tweet like three times and I still don't get half the things he's trying to say. I'm pretty sure one of us had a stroke and I don't think it was me.

[–]Rosefield 31 insightful - 7 fun31 insightful - 6 fun32 insightful - 7 fun -  (5 children)

He can't get straight men so he is dating women on steroids because bullshit reasons.

[–]DifferentAirGC 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

He can't date straight men, so he goes for straight women.

[–]kwallio 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Kind of a threadjack but what is the appeal of straight men for gays? I don't get it.

[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There's the "forbidden fruit" effect and also the idea of "turning" someone. The same way straight women are interested in gay men and straight men are interested in (fantasy) lesbians.

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In my personal experience it's simply boiled down to unfortunate crushes against straight dudes. I assume the fascination forms when people don't know how to take no for an answer and develop this whole weird obsession with overcoming a straight dudes boundaries and fucking him anyway.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

He's basically saying that gay men are inferior to straight men so he is only really interested in straight men. Since he can't get straight men for obvious reasons, however, he has decided that since transmen do sterroids, they're better than gay men.

Because, you know, gay men aren't real men but women are real men

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 39 insightful - 4 fun39 insightful - 3 fun40 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Pardon my lack of virtual signaling but fuck off with your conversion therapy rhetoric

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 22 insightful - 11 fun22 insightful - 10 fun23 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

I think we can all agree that tweeting with one hand is quite unattractive. 😬

[–]Uranian 22 insightful - 10 fun22 insightful - 9 fun23 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Hear that fellow homos - you're less of a man than a woman with a double mastectomy and a face full of bumfluff

[–]SapphicFox 22 insightful - 5 fun22 insightful - 4 fun23 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

This guys top post on his feed is asking why other gays in relationships are posting happy pics on social media while he's alone and depressed then ends with how he wishes he wasn't gay.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 13 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yep. This guy has internalised homophobia.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 15 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

This sounds like it was written by a 12-year-old girl.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Which funnily enough is the cohort on Twitter claiming to be gay men, insulting and threatening actual gay men and "reclaiming" faggot. He'd probably get on with them like a house on fire.

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As if we needed another reason not to take these men's words seriously. Finding peers in 12 year old girls as a grown man is all kinds of warning bells.

[–]Eurowoman24 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

my brain is fried after that last exam i had... can someone translate?

[–]reluctant_commenter 23 insightful - 4 fun23 insightful - 3 fun24 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

  • "Trans men (women) are better at being men than gay men"

  • "Gay men are only attracted to straight men"

  • "Trans men are my substitute for straight guys"

Not really sure what that last one is supposed to mean, myself.

[–]Eurowoman24 15 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

so trans people are better at being the opposite sex they are then someone who's born of that sex in general. and threw in a big stereotype in there too lovely/s

[–]reluctant_commenter 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yup, pretty much. Hope your exam went well :)

[–]eliminate_osa_disord 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's so desperate to get laid he will engage in heterosexual sex.

[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You can easily tell that this one's brain has rotted from within.

[–]Finnegan7921 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The funny thing is that the wokerati will heap praise upon this clearly deranged individual. Wonder what the response would be to a straight man complaining about how he only likes lesbians....

[–]homosomes 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I have literally seen people start to respond to situations exactly like that as "you might be a trans woman!" Incredible.

[–]PassionateIntensity 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

'As a gay man who only dates women'...

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Trans men are not more masculine than gay men. Well, some trans men are more masculine than some gay men, because some women are tomboys. But I love how some closeted bisexual who poses as a gay man thinks that all trans identified women are more masculine than all gay men. Even though gay men have testicles which produce testosterone, much like other natural men. So much internalised misandry and internalised homophobia (or just homophobia - it is possible for a bisexual person to hate gay people or hate straight people without hating bisexual people) in this tweet.

There are a lot of masculine gay men this plonker could have dated, but I guess since you can’t give an Australian kiss to another man, I guess this fella wants the T.

[–]IGiveAFuck2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Hi RedEyedWarrior - as a 58yo Aussie I had never heard of an "Australian kiss". I looked it up on urbandictionary so I now know what it means - but just interested if this is a common phrase outside of Aust? As someone who was born here & lived here all my life, I wasn't aware of it. Why would oral sex be described as "Australian"? Any clues?

[–]Franklintheturtle 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I've always heard it described as a "french kiss but down under"

[–]IGiveAFuck2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

oh, right - that would explain it. & also why no-one IN Australia has heard of it!

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Australia is down under. I’ll leave you with that.

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I'd love to see this guy line a transman up next to my boyfriend and try tell him he's less masculine. He eats rusty nails for breakfast without milk.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Knowing the plonker he would argue that your boyfriend is not really gay but "just a man who likes to have sex with men."

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You ever hear an argument so stupid you're rendered unable to form a response

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It happens from time to time. That’s why you put a one limit rule when you argue with idiots, otherwise bystanders won’t be able to tell the difference.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Your walls aren't actually blue, they're just covered in blue paint!"

[–]metta78 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh my. Had to look at the twitter handle, and this child is not healthy. He posts things like he hates himself and hates that he's gay, then talks about always wanting straight men but thinks it's gross that gay men are tops. Clearly he and reality are not on speaking terms.

[–]madcow-5 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would be so much more okay with the trans community if they were just real with everyone and acknowledged it's all sexual fetishes. I genuinely don't care what people do in the sheets between consenting adults. Speaking of which, if they knock if off with the targeting kids too.