AL: Turns out dick can be great

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[–]bastetkat 45 insightful - 12 fun45 insightful - 11 fun46 insightful - 12 fun -  (9 children)

Transbians gotta worship their own "girldick" because lesbians won’t lol. If they truly love dick, they wouldn’t complain about only matching with other mtfs on dating apps and getting rejected by real lesbians.

Edit: I also want to point out the inconsistency in their logic. They claim that,

-"girldick" = "organic strap-on"

-a transman's strap-on is the same as/better than a "cis" man's dick.

-"girldick" is completely different than a "cis" man's dick.

So... what’s the truth? Is "Girldick" just like a strap-on and completely different than a "cis" man’s genitals? Or is a transman’s strap-on is the same as a "cis" man’s genitals? (I already know the answer, dw)

[–]Ladis_Wascheharuum 24 insightful - 27 fun24 insightful - 26 fun25 insightful - 27 fun -  (8 children)

Don't be a material fetishist. It doesn't matter if the dick is made of flesh or silicone, what matters is what pronouns it uses.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

This is the correct conclusion.

The mistake is in the original syllogism:

A=B, B=C, but A != C. Thus "=" cannot be a transitive relation (which essentially violates the essential meaning of "=", or in Bill Clinton language "it depends on what the meaning of the word is is".)

However, this is in error because the A's, B's, and C's are not the same. A(mtf)=B(mtf), B(ftm)=C(ftm), but because A(mtf) != C(ftm), it is clear that B(mtf) cannot equal B(ftm). In other words, a silicone strap-on changes its essential nature depending on whether MtF or FtM is using it.

If you disagree you are not following the transgender science, bigot.

[–]blackrainbow[S] 17 insightful - 10 fun17 insightful - 9 fun18 insightful - 10 fun -  (5 children)

Don't use maths! It's a white suprematist construct!

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Wait, wasn't algebra invented in the Islamic Golden Age?

[–]blackrainbow[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

yes, I was sarcastic

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Unfortunately, I wouldn't be surprised if there were people who would think that unironically simply because we use algebra so much in modern western schools

[–]diapason 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

There are. I remember over the summer there were a bunch of Twitter users arguing over whether or not saying 2+2=4 is a universal truth was imperialist or not lmao

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's mathist against base 4 and lower number systems! sometimes 2+2=10!

[–]YoungHustle 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Oh no my strap-on is non-binary. It wants me to pay for a bad haircut and thick glasses and call it Zander.

[–]BiHorror 28 insightful - 12 fun28 insightful - 11 fun29 insightful - 12 fun -  (9 children)

Lol, first they want their "girl dicks" to be liked... Then they don't becuase it's "distressing?" Make up your mind.

[–]lazy-summer-godSuper Gay 15 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 2 fun16 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

Calling it now: they will start calling their dicks as vaginas.

[–]Fusrodamus 21 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I've seen this happen. It's not a penis, it's an "outie" vagina.

It never catches on. I'm guessing it's because part of the thrill for narc AGPs is forcing women to listen to them talk about their dicks.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

an "outie" vagina.

That is the most horrific way I have ever heard that described. Thanks, I hate it.

These are genitals, not belly buttons.

[–]Eurowoman24 17 insightful - 8 fun17 insightful - 7 fun18 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

didn't you know? it's an elongated / inflated clit that's all

[–]BiHorror 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Lol, wouldn't be surprised if it happens soon. They already call it their "clitty" (and yeah, that's an actual thing. Just as transman call their clits their "dicks" and so on and so forth).

[–]LeaveAmsgAfterBeep 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah but I’m not totally sure, but someone certain “clitty” literally came from a subgenre of hentai porn about women growing their clits into dick-like things (futanari) that a lot of the online trans people seem to be into at least secretly. It’s been around for at least 15-25 + years so, it feels legit that that almost always was the translation that got tossed around in those communities (which often tried to invade the lesbian anime stuff).

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Transginas and Transineses?

[–]8bitgay 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've seen transmen calling their parts dicks too. It's like they can't decide if:

  1. all gay men love vaginas

  2. all gay men love dicks, and my vagina is now a dick

[–]diapason 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Some of them already call them "clits"

[–]FineIWillDoItMyself 27 insightful - 13 fun27 insightful - 12 fun28 insightful - 13 fun -  (1 child)

Can someone use tool or a bot that collect and count how many times subs like r/Actuallesbians talks about dicks then compare it to subs like r/gaybros r/askgaybros etc.....

I would really like to see the results.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 27 insightful - 19 fun27 insightful - 18 fun28 insightful - 19 fun -  (0 children)

I've been wanting to do a shitpost on here for a long time along the lines of "Gay and bisexual men of LGBDroptheT, who got more dick this week, you or the "lesbians" of r/actuallesbians?

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 27 insightful - 2 fun27 insightful - 1 fun28 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

There's upvoted comments about how reposting cock memes 24/7 just ends up fueling muh terfs and twansphobes. I started to wonder if trans people were starting to have standards for themselves, then I remembered that Ellen Page just came out. Gotta clean up and act nice for a week or two until the general public get bored and move the spotlight somewhere else.

[–]SkinnyVanilla 25 insightful - 9 fun25 insightful - 8 fun26 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

Ah yes, because that's the problem with flooding a supposed lesbian space with dick. Not that it alienates lesbians and largely grosses them out. It might make people think transbians never shut up about their dicks. Which...they don't.

[–]blackrainbow[S] 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, everything revolves around them

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 27 insightful - 1 fun27 insightful - 0 fun28 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The only sane comment on that post. I am re-posting it here b/f that woman gets banned for "hatespeech" and "transphobia"

I mean do you just not understand what a sexual orientation is? Lesbian means exclusively attracted to the female sex. Of course they are not going to want penis. It's not an insult to you, it's just how life works. You can't always get what you want, and projecting this idea that someone being born same sex attracted means they despise you does not help. Sexual attraction by nature is like the shallowest and most discriminating thing in the world, and your self esteem shouldn't be relying on people wanting to fuck you or not. I'm disabled. There's a lot of things I will never be able to do. That doesn't mean society hates me. I just don't have the tools to do certain things. It is what it is. I assume you're here because you're a lesbian. Would you have sex with someone with a penis?

[–]blackrainbow[S] 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I would give her a gold but I'm banned from AL

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Same.

[–]shveya 20 insightful - 2 fun20 insightful - 1 fun21 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And they wonder why real lesbians need their own spaces.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A comment:

Can we please not have memes like this, it can be really distressing seeing stuff like this.

EDIT: not because of anything against penis’, more so because lots of trans people do not like their genitals, and lots of people in general don’t feel comfortable with this kind of humor. I just don’t think we’re there yet. It’s different with vaginas because there’s not the same stigma obviously. Just please keep all this in mind <3

I'd like to highlight: "I just don't think we're there yet." While I aplaud the correct use of we're and there, this is as blatantly obvious as anything can get that there is an agenda at play with an ultimate goal related to lesbians and penises. They've been caught red handed saying that lesbians and transbians need to continue some metamorphasis that they've started to be able to properly appreciate this type of humor.

[–]EzukiRaen 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Can someone please repost that meme in r/AL but switch "girl dick" to "vagina"? I am very curious to see if they'll ban you or not.