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[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Vomitous. And Christ, this little clip of the whole “LGBTQ” gang will make you want to rip your hair out to make it stop. It was uploaded in 2016 and was apparently not supposed to be parody?!!!

Also this “gay trans man” from the show reminds of this gem: “You think dating is hard? I’m a gay asexual trans* man.” Some people insist on creating their own problems so they can tilt at windmills.

[–]artetolife 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

The clip of the alphabet gang was hilarious. If that happened to me I would wait for them to finish their introductions, excuse myself to go to the bathroom and then leave the building never to speak to any of them again.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

That’s the best call. But my back-up option would be to try to remember only one thing each person said about themselves. I would aim for the least helpful and relevant thing to show that I was listening but only enough to annoy them. Like forget names, pronouns, gender, sexuality. I would refer to them as “the Chinese-Mexican yonder.” “The tax law human.” “The mutt who isn’t into hook-ups.” And I would make up pronouns, use them inconsistently, but say them confidently with gusto.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, in my opinion this is the best call! Cuz it fucking gives me life :)

"The tax law human"! LOL all day! I may take inspiration from this and proceed to call such gender-exhibitionists "Snowflake 1", "Snowflake 2", etc.; particularly satisfying because it denies their specialness-fetish and makes 'em just a number. Far more generic than us boring ol' "cis" people, with our commonsense pronouns and whatnot.

[–]just_lesbian_things 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

excuse myself to go to the bathroom and then leave the building never to speak to any of them again.

lol then you're more composed than me. I think I'd just turn and run and keep running.