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[–]artetolife 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

The clip of the alphabet gang was hilarious. If that happened to me I would wait for them to finish their introductions, excuse myself to go to the bathroom and then leave the building never to speak to any of them again.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

That’s the best call. But my back-up option would be to try to remember only one thing each person said about themselves. I would aim for the least helpful and relevant thing to show that I was listening but only enough to annoy them. Like forget names, pronouns, gender, sexuality. I would refer to them as “the Chinese-Mexican yonder.” “The tax law human.” “The mutt who isn’t into hook-ups.” And I would make up pronouns, use them inconsistently, but say them confidently with gusto.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, in my opinion this is the best call! Cuz it fucking gives me life :)

"The tax law human"! LOL all day! I may take inspiration from this and proceed to call such gender-exhibitionists "Snowflake 1", "Snowflake 2", etc.; particularly satisfying because it denies their specialness-fetish and makes 'em just a number. Far more generic than us boring ol' "cis" people, with our commonsense pronouns and whatnot.

[–]just_lesbian_things 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

excuse myself to go to the bathroom and then leave the building never to speak to any of them again.

lol then you're more composed than me. I think I'd just turn and run and keep running.